Go Back   Professional Soldiers ® > At Ease > The Comedy Zone

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 10-25-2011, 12:53   #1
greenberetTFS
Quiet Professional (RIP)
 
greenberetTFS's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2007
Location: Carriere,Ms.
Posts: 6,922
Lindsay Lohan posing nude on Playboy...

She's getting a million bucks for doing it.............

http://www.tmz.com/2011/10/25/lindsa...2#.TqcEeN2Mwrg

Big Teddy
__________________
I believe that SF is a 'calling' - not too different from the calling missionaries I know received. I knew instantly that it was for me, and that I would do all I could to achieve it. Most others I know in SF experienced something similar. If, as you say, you HAVE searched and read, and you do not KNOW if this is the path for you --- it is not....
Zonie Diver

SF is a calling and it requires commitment and dedication that the uninitiated will never understand......
Jack Moroney

SFA M-2527, Chapter XXXVII
greenberetTFS is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-25-2011, 12:58   #2
Pete
Quiet Professional
 
Pete's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Fayetteville
Posts: 13,080
Gotta' raise bail money somehow

A girls gotta' do what she has to in order to raise bail money.
Pete is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-25-2011, 13:15   #3
Team Sergeant
Quiet Professional
 
Team Sergeant's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Phoenix, AZ
Posts: 20,929
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pete View Post
A girls gotta' do what she has to in order to raise bail money.
yeah maybe, but I would not spend a dollar to see her nude..... in fact I just might cancel my Playboy subscription.

lindsay lohan should be working a local street corner instead of a Playboy shoot....

Hey Playboy, take a close look at what just happened to "NETFLIX".
__________________
"The Spartans do not ask how many are the enemy, but where they are."
Team Sergeant is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-25-2011, 13:31   #4
Dusty
RIP Quiet Professional
 
Dusty's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: The Ozarks
Posts: 10,072
Wonder what her lesbian lover thinks about that?
__________________
"There you go, again." Ronald Reagan
Dusty is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-25-2011, 13:41   #5
rdret1
Quiet Professional
 
rdret1's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Wilson,NC
Posts: 1,506
Who wants to see a naked crackhead? As stated earlier, she would be on the "economy" corner! They are going to need to airbrush the crap out of those pics!
__________________
"Solitude is strength; to depend on the presence of the crowd is weakness. The man who needs a mob to nerve him is much more alone than he imagines."

~ Paul Brunton (1898-1981)



R.D. Winters
rdret1 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-25-2011, 14:13   #6
mojaveman
Area Commander
 
mojaveman's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Clay House Stuttgart, Germany
Posts: 2,676
We're going to find out whether or not she's a true blonde.
mojaveman is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-25-2011, 14:32   #7
PedOncoDoc
Area Commander
 
PedOncoDoc's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: Northeast Utah
Posts: 1,712
Quote:
Originally Posted by mojaveman View Post
We're going to find out whether or not she's a true blonde.
Only assuming we choose to look and there is carpet to be inspected....
__________________
‎"The dignity of man is not shattered in a single blow, but slowly softened, bent, and eventually neutered. Men are seldom forced to act, but are constantly restrained from acting. Such power does not destroy outright, but prevents genuine existence. It does not tyrannize immediately, but it dampens, weakens, and ultimately suffocates, until the entire population is reduced to nothing better than a flock of timid, uninspired animals, of which the government is shepherd." - Alexis de Tocqueville
PedOncoDoc is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-25-2011, 14:49   #8
greenberetTFS
Quiet Professional (RIP)
 
greenberetTFS's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2007
Location: Carriere,Ms.
Posts: 6,922
Quote:
Originally Posted by mojaveman View Post
We're going to find out whether or not she's a true blonde.
I have it from good authority that they dye "that" too......... Unless of course they get a wax job........ You'd be surprise about what us "old walrus" know,you youngsters have a long way to go.........

Big Teddy
__________________
I believe that SF is a 'calling' - not too different from the calling missionaries I know received. I knew instantly that it was for me, and that I would do all I could to achieve it. Most others I know in SF experienced something similar. If, as you say, you HAVE searched and read, and you do not KNOW if this is the path for you --- it is not....
Zonie Diver

SF is a calling and it requires commitment and dedication that the uninitiated will never understand......
Jack Moroney

SFA M-2527, Chapter XXXVII
greenberetTFS is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-25-2011, 14:59   #9
PedOncoDoc
Area Commander
 
PedOncoDoc's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: Northeast Utah
Posts: 1,712
Quote:
Originally Posted by greenberetTFS View Post
I have it from good authority that they dye "that" too......... Unless of course they get a wax job........ You'd be surprise about what us "old walrus" know,you youngsters have a long way to go.........
Naw - we know these things - we just tend not to discuss them with our elders so as to not upset them.

Big Teddy - Were merkins still widely used when you were doing your learning?
__________________
‎"The dignity of man is not shattered in a single blow, but slowly softened, bent, and eventually neutered. Men are seldom forced to act, but are constantly restrained from acting. Such power does not destroy outright, but prevents genuine existence. It does not tyrannize immediately, but it dampens, weakens, and ultimately suffocates, until the entire population is reduced to nothing better than a flock of timid, uninspired animals, of which the government is shepherd." - Alexis de Tocqueville
PedOncoDoc is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-25-2011, 15:09   #10
Roguish Lawyer
Consigliere
 
Roguish Lawyer's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Free Pineland (at last)
Posts: 8,841
Carpet currently is frowned upon in Hollywood, although the pendulum could swing back at any time. Laser hair removal is the bomb, or so I am told.
Roguish Lawyer is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-25-2011, 15:10   #11
Roguish Lawyer
Consigliere
 
Roguish Lawyer's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Free Pineland (at last)
Posts: 8,841
And this is just an awesome Special Forces-related topic by the way . . .
Roguish Lawyer is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-25-2011, 15:42   #12
Surgicalcric
Quiet Professional
 
Surgicalcric's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Wherever my ruck finds itself
Posts: 2,972
If I wanted to see a roastbeef sandwich I would go to Arby's...
__________________
"It's better to die on your feet than live on your knees."

"Its not who I am underneath, but what I do that defines me" -Batman

"There are no obstacles, only opportunities for excellence."- NousDefionsDoc
Surgicalcric is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-25-2011, 16:03   #13
greenberetTFS
Quiet Professional (RIP)
 
greenberetTFS's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2007
Location: Carriere,Ms.
Posts: 6,922
Quote:
Originally Posted by Roguish Lawyer View Post
And this is just an awesome Special Forces-related topic by the way . . .
You forgot about those "feet" shoes!........ I remember we got off,way off the original topic.......... TS was on vacation or something like that and finally TR eventually got on board to straighten our ass's out,it was a couple of years ago......

Big Teddy
__________________
I believe that SF is a 'calling' - not too different from the calling missionaries I know received. I knew instantly that it was for me, and that I would do all I could to achieve it. Most others I know in SF experienced something similar. If, as you say, you HAVE searched and read, and you do not KNOW if this is the path for you --- it is not....
Zonie Diver

SF is a calling and it requires commitment and dedication that the uninitiated will never understand......
Jack Moroney

SFA M-2527, Chapter XXXVII
greenberetTFS is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-25-2011, 16:53   #14
Dozer523
BANNED USER
 
Join Date: Jan 2007
Posts: 3,751
Quote:
Originally Posted by rdret1 View Post
They are going to need to airbrush the crap out of those pics!
I like freckles.
Dozer523 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-25-2011, 17:37   #15
Xamine
SF Candidate
 
Join Date: Jun 2011
Location: Maryland
Posts: 34
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dozer523 View Post
I like freckles.
Its not the freckles they are going to airbrush!
Xamine is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply


Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)
 

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is Off
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump



All times are GMT -6. The time now is 11:48.



Copyright 2004-2022 by Professional Soldiers ®
Site Designed, Maintained, & Hosted by Hilliker Technologies