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Old 10-04-2011, 20:05   #1
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Sears training

No shit, there I was...at the table...armed with a knife and fork with a plate full of turkey.

During dinner tonight my wife and I were discussing the Amanda Knox case and her alleged confession. Reportedly during the interrogation, Knox was asked to imagine how the killing took place and that was partially used as a confession.

I questioned why anyone would ever confess to anything during an interrogation and my wife added that Knox had been under pressure, without water, etc for approximately 15 hours.

"So?" I said.

"Well, not everyone has had Sears training."

Great. I'm now reduced to same level as the Maytag repairman.
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Old 10-04-2011, 20:13   #2
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Old 10-04-2011, 22:11   #3
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So you mean while I was "digging potatos" I was training to fix appliances? Damn that Bearded One was sneaky! ROFLMAO!
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Old 10-06-2011, 09:26   #4
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Post Sears Training

Good reply - I never knew you got training in SEARS - HEH HEH

Remember, it's all in how you pronounce it and how drunk you are.....

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