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Old 10-01-2011, 07:04   #1
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FOG texting codes

ATD - at the doctor.
BFF - best friend fell.
BTW - bring the wheelchair.
BYOT - bring your own teeth.
FWIW - forget where I was.
GGPBL - gotta go, pacemaker battery low.
GHA - got heartburn again.
IMHO - is my hearing-aid on?
LMDO - laughing my dentures out.
OMMR - on my massage recliner.
ROFLACGU - rolling on floor laughing and can`t get up.
WWIS - What was I saying?
WAI - Where am I?
WAU - Who are you?
OMG - Oh my goiter!
BOF - Best old fart.
WMD - Where's my doctor? (could also mean ... Who's my doctor ???)

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Old 10-01-2011, 07:46   #2
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WTF is "text"?
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Old 10-01-2011, 12:41   #3
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WTF is "text"?

Either you forgot to use pink...or you need to come down off your mountain more often.

Texting, as in typing and sending a message to a recipient from your cell phone.
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Old 10-01-2011, 15:23   #4
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Either you forgot to use pink...or you need to come down off your mountain more often.

Texting, as in typing and sending a message to a recipient from your cell phone.
lol bff ikt duh
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Old 10-01-2011, 15:59   #5
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I thougt "WTF" was "Wet The Floor" or "Where's The Fixodent?"

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Old 10-01-2011, 16:40   #6
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CFR - can't fu*&ing remember

CFMG - can't find my glasses

MEBA - my entire body aches
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Old 10-01-2011, 17:22   #7
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GBMT-Great Bowel Movement Today

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Old 10-01-2011, 21:39   #8
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WWIGTS?

What was I going to say?

WDICIH?

Why did i come in here?
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Old 10-02-2011, 12:06   #9
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D@4

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