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Old 09-27-2011, 09:30   #1
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Obama at the bank

Barack Obama walks into the bank to cash a check. "Good morning, Ma'am," he greets the cashier, "could you please cash this check for me?"

"It would be my pleasure, sir. Could you please show me your ID?"

"Truthfully, I did not bring my ID with me as I didn't think there was any need to. I am President Barack Obama, the president of the United States of America!"

"Yes, sir, I know who you are, but with all the regulations, monitoring of the banks because of impostors and forgers, etc, I must insist on seeing ID."

"Just ask anyone here at the bank who I am and they will tell you. Everybody knows who I am."

"I am sorry Mr. President but these are the bank rules and I must follow them."

"I am urging you please to cash this check."

"Ok, this is what we can do Mr. President: One day Tiger Woods came into the bank without ID. To prove he was Tiger Woods he pulled out his putting iron and made a beautiful shot across the bank into a cup. With that shot we knew him to be Tiger Woods and cashed his check. Another time, Andre Agassi came in without ID. He pulled out his tennis racquet and made a fabulous shot, making the tennis ball land in my cup. With that spectacular shot we cashed his check. So, Mr. President, what can you do to prove that it is you, and only you, as the president of the United States?"

Obama stands there thinking and finally says, "Honestly, there is nothing that comes to my mind. I can't think of a single thing I'm good at."

"Will that be large or small bills, Mr. President?"



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Old 09-27-2011, 11:14   #2
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lol...too funny, too true
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Old 09-28-2011, 05:05   #3
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hahahahahahahahahahahaa....thanks for that one.

Of course he could have just taken her cup and given it to someone else less deserving who thought it was his right to have a cup.
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Old 09-28-2011, 05:42   #4
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A muslim, illegal alien, and socialist walk into a bar..

Bartender says "whada ya have Mr President"....
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Old 09-28-2011, 07:49   #5
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Waay cute!
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Old 09-28-2011, 15:56   #6
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Obamoses

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