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The President's Chauffer
President Obama was touring the countryside in his chauffeur-driven limo. Suddenly, a donkey jumped out onto the road and, unable to avoid a collision, they hit it full on.
As the car came to a stop, the POTUS said to the chauffeur, "You better get out and check...you were driving."
The chauffeur got out, checked on the condition of the car and the donkey, and reported that the car was OK but the animal was dead.
"Since you were driving, you better go and tell the farmer," said BHO.
Hours later, the chauffeur returned. He was totally plastered, his hair and clothing were all ruffled, his speech was slurred, and he had a big grin on his face.
"My god, what happened to you?" asked the President.
The chauffeur replied, "Well, Mr President...when I got there, the farmer opened his best bottle of whiskey, the wife gave me a slap-up meal, and the daughter made love to me."
Shocked by his chauffer's condition and response, the confused POTUS then asked, "What on earth did you say to them?"
"I knocked on the door, and when it was answered, I said to them, 'I'm Barack Obama's chauffeur and I've just killed the jack@$$.'"
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“Sometimes the Bible in the hand of one man is worse than a whisky bottle in the hand of (another)… There are just some kind of men who – who’re so busy worrying about the next world they’ve never learned to live in this one, and you can look down the street and see the results.” - To Kill A Mockingbird (Atticus Finch)
“Almost any sect, cult, or religion will legislate its creed into law if it acquires the political power to do so.” - Robert Heinlein
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