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Bubba's solution
Sent: Thursday
Subject: It's so simple...
Federal Aviation Agency
800 Independence Avenue S.W.
Washington DC. 20591
Dear Sirs,
I have the solution for the prevention of hijackings, and at the same
time getting our airline industry back on its feet.
Since men of the Muslim religion are not allowed to look at naked women
we should replace all of our female flight attendants with
strippers. Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of
seeing a naked woman, and of course, every businessman in this country
would start flying again in hopes of seeing a naked woman. Hijackings
would end and the airline industry would have record sales.
Why didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still have to do everything
myself?
Sincerely,
Bill Clinton
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