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Old 09-12-2011, 20:06   #1
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It's All In The Pronunciation

As I was driving home this week worrying about all the crap going on in Washington and at how my life was falling apart I saw a yard sign that said:

NEED HELP?
CALL JESUS
1-800-005-3787


Out of curiosity and desperation, I did.
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A Mexican showed up with a lawnmower.
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Old 09-12-2011, 20:30   #2
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Old 09-13-2011, 07:08   #3
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Thanks!...That was a good way to start my day.
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Old 09-13-2011, 07:59   #4
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¿Tu necesitas ayuda? ¡Jose es el hombre para usted!

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Old 09-13-2011, 22:54   #5
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¿Tu necesitas ayuda? ¡Jose es el hombre para usted!

Richard
Richard....I don't need any help, and I damn sure don't need Jose!

Tengo me esposa muy bonita!


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