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Old 08-25-2011, 18:30   #1
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This is actually true, apparently.

http://militarytimes.com/blogs/battl...here-you-fart/
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Old 08-25-2011, 19:25   #2
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Going to be a bunch of lost Marine Lt's!
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Old 08-25-2011, 19:28   #3
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Yeah well culturally tied to Astan thru Islam....If a Muslim farts during a prayer/praying the prayer is nullified and sometimes wudu (cleanisng) will be done again. All body fluids in Islam are unpure and Mohammed had an issue with a good fart too.
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Old 08-25-2011, 19:36   #4
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Seems the list of other words for flatus has been well researched.

From one who is licensed to pass gas...........

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Old 08-25-2011, 19:37   #5
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Old 08-25-2011, 19:45   #6
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All body fluids in Islam are unpure and Mohammed had an issue with a good fart too.
And this is the guy who had sex with a 9 year old.
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Old 08-25-2011, 19:54   #7
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And this is the guy who had sex with a 9 year old.
Younger body fluids are obviously better than older body fluids.....
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Old 08-26-2011, 03:57   #8
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The comments from readers were an excellent read.

Here's a good one to add to our vocabulary:


My brother’s name for the air in Afghanistan is “shog.” You know, like smoke + fog = “smog.”

And so it goes...

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Old 08-26-2011, 05:43   #9
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Seems the list of other words for flatus has been well researched.

From one who is licensed to pass gas...........

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