08-14-2011, 20:53
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U.S. Muslim comedy tour hits Deep South
U.S. Muslim comedy tour hits Deep South
The Muslims are Coming is a comedy tour that is traveling to small towns throughout the South in hopes of opening up a discussion about Muslim stereotypes.
We came to the South because it has this reputation of being intolerant. It has this stereotype of hating other groups, so we wanted to see,”
“We have a feeling that they’re not actually uniformly sitting around hating Muslims.”
http://religion.blogs.cnn.com/2011/0...pes/?hpt=hp_t2
Post #8 Q. What is the difference between the Prophet Muhammad and Michael Jackson? A. One is a pedophile child rapist and the other recorded six platinum albums.
Q. Why don’t Muslims eat pork? A. The Koran forbids cannibalism.
Q. Why do Arab men wear dirty bed sheets? A. Because a camel can hear the sound of a zipper from a mile away.
Q. What’s the difference between Mecca and a bowl of yogurt?
A. The yogurt has a living culture.
Q. How do you get a Muslim out of a shower? A. Turn the water on. THANK YOU TIP YOUR WAITRESS!
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2763654/posts
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08-14-2011, 21:28
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I'm curious how many Saudi Arabian Jewish comedy tours will be hitting Mecca this year 
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08-15-2011, 03:52
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Interesting......
Interesting....
That they could do this show in the US and folks would laugh.
Like to see them do it in a Muslim country.
Nobody in the audience jumps up and cuts Jeff F's head off for telling Redneck jokes.
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08-15-2011, 04:45
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We came to the South because it has this reputation of being intolerant. It has this stereotype of hating other groups, so we wanted to see,”
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Intolerant....? 
Why does intolerance ring a bell in this context....hmmmmm 
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08-15-2011, 06:00
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Maybe they want to live in Montana, marry a round American woman, raise rabbits and have her cook them, get a pickup truck...or maybe even a "recreational vehicle"...and drive from state to state. 
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08-15-2011, 06:36
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And look
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Maybe they want to live in Montana, marry a round American woman, raise rabbits and have her cook them, get a pickup truck...or maybe even a "recreational vehicle"...and drive from state to state.
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And look what happened to him.
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08-15-2011, 06:47
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Quote:
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Maybe they want to live in Montana, marry a round American woman, raise rabbits and have her cook them, get a pickup truck...or maybe even a "recreational vehicle"...and drive from state to state.
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And you can do that. With no papers; drive from state to state.
Great scene from that movie.
And back on topic, wasn't there a Muslim comedy show in the US called, "Allah made me funny"?
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08-15-2011, 08:07
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Odds are it'll be a 'bomb' - has been everywhere else.
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08-15-2011, 08:17
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And you can do that. With no papers; drive from state to state.
Great scene from that movie.
And back on topic, wasn't there a Muslim comedy show in the US called, "Allah made me funny"?
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"They let you do that? No Papers?"........."No Papers"...........
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08-15-2011, 13:57
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08-21-2011, 15:11
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"They let you do that? No Papers?"........."No Papers"...........
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"Well then, in winter I will live in... Arizona. Actually, I think I will need two wives."
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08-21-2011, 21:57
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I actually enjoy the Muslim Comedy Tour. You have to be willing to listen past some of the political BS, but some of these guys are willing to laugh at themselves the same way the Blue Collar Comedy Tour is.
IIRC Foxworthy was actually invited to the Middle East multiple times - particularly to a comedy festival in Amman Jordan. Arabs supposedly love Ahmed the dead terrorist (I never asked any myself.)He politely declined.
Not to hijack the thread, but here is a side bar free of charge.
I pulled these from another site, but some of them may have shown up here before and I have certainly seen others.
You might be a Taliban if:
You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.
You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.
You have more wives than teeth.
You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
You can't think of anyone you HAVEN'T declared Jihad against.
You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.
You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.
You've ever uttered the phrase, "I love what you've done with your cave."
You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least one.
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08-21-2011, 22:03
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Odds are it'll be a 'bomb' - has been everywhere else.
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He said "bomb", now that's funny!
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