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Old 08-12-2011, 18:13   #1
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The recession...
It's so bad that...



My neighbor got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

Wives are having sex with their husbands because they can't afford batteries.

CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

A stripper was killed when her audience showered her with rolls of pennies while she danced.

I saw a Mormon with only one wife.

If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds" you call them and ask if they meant you or them.

McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.

Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.

Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.

My cousin had an exorcism but couldn't afford to pay for it so they re-possessed her.

A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.

A picture is now only worth 200 words.

When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.

The Treasure Island Casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates.
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Old 08-13-2011, 16:38   #2
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Wives are having sex with their husbands because they can't afford batteries.

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LOL... ok this one was the best.
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Old 08-13-2011, 21:06   #3
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Back during the Great Depression (the big one before WWII), colored maids (as they were then called), would say, "Things so bad even white folks watching their own kids."
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Old 08-14-2011, 08:46   #4
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The real world is coming closer and closer to this daily .

If my prayers get answered, we'll have Ronald Reagan back here .....just for a little while.........

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Old 08-14-2011, 10:48   #5
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Matchbox and Hot Wheels stock is trading higher than Chrysler or GM.
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Old 08-14-2011, 11:12   #6
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A stripper was killed when her audience showered her with rolls of pennies while she danced.
WOW !!!!!


I didn't mean to throw them THAT hard ......

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Times they are a changing.............

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