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Old 08-09-2011, 18:40   #1
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President Priss

Too funny not to share:

http://www.americanthinker.com/2011/...ent_priss.html

Not sure if it belongs in the comedy section, though.
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Old 08-09-2011, 20:05   #2
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Rule of Cool

Hilarious.

While many felt Bush, Jr. was as dumb as a sack of hammers, at least he looked the part.

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Old 08-09-2011, 22:11   #3
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Absolutely hilarious!

I especially like, "Obama's official nickname is revealing. President Ronald Reagan had the Secret Service code name of "Rawhide." For George H.W. Bush it was "Timberwolf." Bill Clinton was named "Eagle" and George W. Bush was called "Trailblazer." Obama's most fitting nickname came courtesy of foreigners.

The British, who have historically taken joy in poking fun at American arrogance, may have exacted revenge against Obama for his having shipped back the bust of Winston Churchill that was given to the U.S. following the September 11th terrorist attacks. The British police gave Obama the nickname "Chalaque" during his 2011 visit to the United Kingdom. It is a Punjab word meaning "smart alec." There is no known Punjab word for "pantywaist." If there were, no doubt the British would have labeled Obama with it."
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Old 08-10-2011, 03:11   #4
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That was CLASSIC! I was laughing so hard I couldn't see. He was riding a girl's bike though. I could picture it with a basket and tassels.
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Old 08-10-2011, 05:40   #5
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That was an enjoyable read, good find!
I like to read peoples responses to articles, and the comments on this one are surprisingly well worded and rational. However, it is interesting that there is a common theme amongst what sounds to be intelligent readers, namely, 'we know all this already, why are we still reading about people bashin Obama's manhood'. I wonder if these same people somehow manage to not hear the MSM's continuous praise of his every move and statement, yet refusing to mention that the US is in a horrible state as a result of his leadership...or lack thereof.
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Old 08-10-2011, 07:53   #6
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That was therapeutic to read.... I can only imagine how Mark felt after writing it. Thank you for sharing the article!
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