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Old 07-13-2011, 10:08   #1
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OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 07-13-2011, 10:59   #2
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Guess she learned that driving away and tossing it out the car window is not the way to go.

Garbage disposal. Now that is seriously cold...

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Old 07-13-2011, 11:00   #3
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phantom pain would be off the charts.........
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Old 07-13-2011, 11:19   #4
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He later woke up to find himself tied to the bed with his wife tugging at his clothes before she grabbed his penis and cut it off
Which would be worse, the physical pain or mental anguish
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Old 07-13-2011, 14:47   #5
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...and was listed in serious condition
I'll say--I don't imagine there's a ready supply of spares.
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Old 07-14-2011, 07:11   #6
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I don't think there would be any phantom about that pain.
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Old 07-14-2011, 07:40   #7
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I'll say--I don't imagine there's a ready supply of spares.
Put your money in pig stem cell research.. If we can use pig heart valves???

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/n...ransplant.html


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