US Muslims honor Khomeini

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http://www.presstv.ir/detail/183152.html

He was such a cool dude....

[Dusty]

He taught some real pearls of wisdom, too:

Khomeini on Defecating

"It is not necessary to wipe one's anus with three stones or three pieces of fabric: a single stone or single piece of fabric is enough. But if one wipes it with a bone, or any sacred object, such as for example, a paper having the name of God on it, one may not say his prayer while in this state." (#69, (Resaleh p.41))


The man was ahead of his time.

[T-Rock]

He taught some real pearls of wisdom, too:

Yeah..., Gems like:

A man can have sex with animals such as sheep, cows, camels and so on. However he should kill the animal after he has his orgasm. He should not sell the meat to the people in his own village, however selling the meat to the next door village should be fine.

[Last hard class]

Originally Posted by Dusty

He taught some real pearls of wisdom, too:

Khomeini on Defecating

"It is not necessary to wipe one's anus with three stones or three pieces of fabric: a single stone or single piece of fabric is enough. But if one wipes it with a bone, or any sacred object, such as for example, a paper having the name of God on it, one may not say his prayer while in this state." (#69, (Resaleh p.41))


The man was ahead of his time.

Thanks Dusty! Your post made my day.



LHC

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Yes, and don't throw the stones in the brand new toilets on your brand new US bought/paid for camp because they do not flush!
Had to have an NCOPD on that one for God's sake.