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Little Johnny is at it again
A teacher asks the class to name something that ends with "tor" and eats things.
So the first little pre-kinder boy says, "Alligator."
"Very good Peter that's a big word."
The second boy says, "predator".
"Yes, that's another big word, Tommy. Well done."
Little Johnny says, "Vibrator."
After nearly falling off her chair, she says, "that is a big word little Johnny, but it doesn't eat anything."
Little Johnny replies, "Well, my mom has one and she says it eats fucking batteries like there's no tomorrow!"
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