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Old 05-16-2011, 08:35   #1
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Put this here because this guy is so phony I am still ROTFLMAO












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Old 05-16-2011, 08:40   #2
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Old 05-16-2011, 08:47   #3
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Messed Up Uniform

I just cannot believe that any guy would be stupid enough to wear that in public.

How long has the garrison/overseas cap been phased out? This pic was taken in 2009? This guy then must either have never actually served or has been out so long that he is not aware that the overseas cap is long gone.

Jaysus.

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Old 05-16-2011, 08:56   #4
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I wonder if......

I wonder if he even knows what that little ribbon is on the bottom left is - since he seems to be missing his SWASR for the same period.

Seems right proud of his uniform. Six service stripes and CSM? Don't think so.

Long term SF could pin on E-9 in under 19 years - and he don't look like my peer.

Would love to get a look at the other shoulder.
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Old 05-16-2011, 09:04   #5
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...How long has the garrison/overseas cap been phased out? This pic was taken in 2009? ......
Other than he's a phony - his uniform hat depends on when he retired - if he is retired.

I do believe under AR 670-1 a soldier who retired is authorized to wear the last uniform he was wearing at the time of retirement. AR 670-1 has a whole chapter on retired folks - even the patch they should wear on their left shoulder. I have never seen that patch on anyone's uniform and I ain't gonna' correct 'um because mine don't either.

But the whole concept of the SF & Ranger Tabs with a non-SF Ranger patch, the overseas cap, eeee gads makes my skin crawl.

Oh, buy the way - I had to buy one of those hats when I went to the El Paso School for Boys in 1990.
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Old 05-16-2011, 10:10   #6
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I do like his "triple canopy" resting above his 3rd ID patch...

I dunno, he looks legit to me.

I think he might be the Navy Seal that killed Bin laden on behalf of Walt Disney.


I'd call him a tool-bag, but that would be unfair to innocent bags of tools.
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Old 05-16-2011, 13:31   #7
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Ah. Was afraid to ask.
Chances are, if something gets edited out on this board, it needed to be.
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Old 05-16-2011, 14:06   #8
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ok?

Ok....Im the new guy here and im just a recently retired SFC Artillery by trade. Whats the info for the guy in the pic? Did he fail basic and has no idea on the order of precidence for ribbons, or even how to mount them.
Any way we can bring this PX Soldier to light in his community?
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Old 05-16-2011, 14:30   #9
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Ok....Im the new guy here and im just a recently retired SFC Artillery by trade. Whats the info for the guy in the pic? Did he fail basic and has no idea on the order of precidence for ribbons, or even how to mount them.
Any way we can bring this PX Soldier to light in his community?
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Old 05-16-2011, 14:31   #10
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....(Post your introduction quick before they see you! Dive, Dive!).......
Too late - he's on the Mod's Radar Screen. We'll see if he takes corrective action or continues down the same path.
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Old 05-16-2011, 14:46   #11
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Richard, sir... I think I see one more...
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Old 05-16-2011, 15:10   #12
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Anybody call Ringling Bros to let them know another clown got out?

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Old 05-16-2011, 15:39   #13
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When did they officially get rid of the "flying saucer" hat?....... I remember getting one in basic,but when I went to Ft.Bragg they had us throw them away after we got our wings..........

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Old 05-16-2011, 17:32   #14
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IIRC I think they still wear them with the dress blues/whites
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Old 05-19-2011, 08:30   #15
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I don't know if I just can't see it clearly but is that a Mountain tab above the 3ID patch? I don't recall there ever being a Mountain unit in 3ID history.


EDIT: He is also wearing the wrong French Fourragère.
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