drafted

shooter_250 · 04-09-2011, 09:59

I borrowed this from a muzzleloading forum I'm a member of...hope you enjoy

Fifty-one years ago, Herman James, a North Carolina mountain man, was
drafted by the Army.
On his first day in basic training, the Army issued him a comb.
That afternoon the Army barber sheared off all his hair.
On his second day, the Army issued Herman a toothbrush.
That afternoon the Army dentist yanked seven of his teeth.
On the third day, the Army issued him a jock strap.
The Army has been looking for Herman for 51 years.

originally posted by Flint311, this date

greenberetTFS · 04-09-2011, 15:22

Quote:

Originally Posted by shooter_250

I borrowed this from a muzzleloading forum I'm a member of...hope you enjoy

Fifty-one years ago, Herman James, a North Carolina mountain man, was
drafted by the Army.
On his first day in basic training, the Army issued him a comb.
That afternoon the Army barber sheared off all his hair.
On his second day, the Army issued Herman a toothbrush.
That afternoon the Army dentist yanked seven of his teeth.
On the third day, the Army issued him a jock strap.
The Army has been looking for Herman for 51 years.

originally posted by Flint311, this date

Glad to meet you......... Live up the road from you........... May run into you at the Biloxi VA,I'm there more often than I care too.............

Big Teddy

shooter_250 · 04-09-2011, 16:27

Ted,,,

I 'll be there a couple more times before I move, gotta see Nidia,,,if you know who i mean..LOL...I'm in the electric wheelchair wearing the hightop moccassins and wearing the stetson to hide my ponytail...see me holler, I'll buy the coffee.

Moving to Phoenix, Az in about 60 days,,,,, gonna miss Nidia.

God Bless

Lee

adal · 04-09-2011, 17:25

There's enuff of us here in AZ we can help you out too. Welcome.

shooter_250 · 04-09-2011, 22:42

adal...

Thank you very much, you don't have any idea how much that means to me. I;m pretty much confined to the hooch and the VA hosp. The only reason for the move is my wife, soon to be ex, is tired of taking care of a cripple, been in a wheelchair pretty much since Aug 2001.

I was invited to move to Phoenix by a friend who is an Army Vietnam Vet, Wayne is taking me in and taking care of me till,,,,

I'd be more than happy to have your company at my new hooch and will drop you the addy and #.

Thanks again

God Bless

Lee