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Old 04-03-2011, 08:48   #1
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Who is this woman?

I'm not sure who this woman is...but apparently she knows you.
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Old 04-03-2011, 09:30   #2
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Cruel Richard, CRUEL!
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Old 04-03-2011, 14:41   #3
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I know..

I know who she is. She's my ex-boyfriends new girlfriend.
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Old 04-03-2011, 23:42   #4
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I know who she is. She's my ex-boyfriends new girlfriend.
Nicely done.
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Old 04-04-2011, 06:01   #5
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Cruel Richard, CRUEL!
I totally concur.................

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Old 04-04-2011, 17:21   #6
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There was shrinkage!!!
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Old 04-04-2011, 17:58   #7
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I know who she is. She's my ex-boyfriends new girlfriend.
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I totally concur.................Big Teddy
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Nicely done.
I think Susa will fit in nicely around here. Watch out for Teddy.

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Old 04-05-2011, 06:13   #8
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Funny thing is, this is his version of the story.
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Old 04-05-2011, 07:12   #9
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I know who she is. She's my ex-boyfriends new girlfriend.
Ouch. There are just some ways a woman can cut a man to the core.
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Old 04-05-2011, 08:13   #10
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In this case, it's warranted. He was not a good guy.

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Old 04-05-2011, 10:43   #11
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It always is, Doc!
That's why men are so good at reading maps...we understand that 1 inch= 1 mile.
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Old 04-05-2011, 12:34   #12
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And why women are bad at math... we've been told that this is 8 inches
Nah...it's just your depth perception.
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Old 04-05-2011, 13:57   #13
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“Oh! Come on... Are you blind?”
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Old 04-05-2011, 14:09   #14
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Hey! Measurements don't count when taken in the males latrine at shower time!
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Old 04-05-2011, 15:56   #15
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Hey! Measurements don't count when taken in the males latrine at shower time!
Wait......what?

If I ever walked into a community shower and there was a man with a measuring device in hand or guys hanging around measuring their peckers, I'd yell "CONTACT 12 O'CLOCK" and proceed to back out of the environment hastily with the understanding that wasn't an act of cowardice, but self (and image) preservation.

Have fun going to Lowe's or Home Depot to find an adequate one too!
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