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Old 03-31-2011, 09:35   #1
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SAD NEWS

Please join me in remembering YET ANOTHER great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes to the belly. He was 71. Dough Boy is survived by his wife Play Dough, three children, John Dough, Jane Dough, and Dosey Dough, plus they had one in the Oven. Services were held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.

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Old 03-31-2011, 17:32   #2
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RIP Pillsbury Doughboy......








In my Tummy!!!!!
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Old 03-31-2011, 18:02   #3
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I don't mean to sound mean, but why the fuck would you post some bullshit like that on a Special Forces-oriented BB?

You know full well we're not allowed bleached flour.
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Old 03-31-2011, 18:20   #4
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Please join me in remembering YET ANOTHER great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes to the belly. He was 71. Dough Boy is survived by his wife Play Dough, three children, John Dough, Jane Dough, and Dosey Dough, plus they had one in the Oven. Services were held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.

"The graveside was piled high with flours as long-time friend, Aunt Jemima, delivered the eulogy, describing Doughboy as a man who 'never knew how much he was kneaded'."



Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with many turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, even as a crusty old man, he was still considered a roll model for millions."

To quote Homer Simpson, "Dough!"

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Old 03-31-2011, 20:49   #5
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This is so sad, coming so soon after the news that Sir "Lucky" Charms the Leprechaun passed away in the Maze Prison after a 317 day hunger strike.
RIP to these two great men who towered above their earthly stature.
"Lucky we hardly knew yee!"
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Old 04-01-2011, 01:43   #6
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This is so sad, coming so soon after the news that Sir "Lucky" Charms the Leprechaun passed away in the Maze Prison after a 317 day hunger strike.
RIP to these two great men who towered above their earthly stature.
"Lucky we hardly knew yee!"
FUCK, DOZER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 04-01-2011, 07:31   #7
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Dusty,

You know you're going to hell for saying that,I warned you about his mystical power didn't I recently...............

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Old 04-01-2011, 08:20   #8
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..on a side note,


Apparently Mr Sta-Puff was on the guest list for the ceremony but created such a path of destruction enroute that military units were brought to punch-down the uprising.

S'mores and toaster strudel were served following the incident that was confined to a 9 x 13 area.
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Old 04-01-2011, 12:33   #9
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Please join me in remembering YET ANOTHER great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes to the belly. He was 71. Dough Boy is survived by his wife Play Dough, three children, John Dough, Jane Dough, and Dosey Dough, plus they had one in the Oven. Services were held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.

At least he died of natural causes.
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F@cK, DOZER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
saved by a comma!

got to go to a nice 3 day drill at Ft Knox for IWQ and return to this.
Ft Knox's rifle range is awesome! Each lane is set up like your firing the stationary tank table only smaller.
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saved by a comma!

got to go to a nice 3 day drill at Ft Knox for IWQ and return to this.
Ft Knox's rifle range is awesome! Each lane is set up like your firing the stationary tank table only smaller.
Dozer,"forgive"Dusty,He means well just has trouble expressing himself sometimes......

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Truly sad, and doubly so because Stay Puft had just agreed to be a contestant in the next season of the "Biggest Loser" and Lucky had recently signed to play King Brian for a Tarrantino remake of "Darby O'Gill" with Ashton Kutcher as Michael McBride, Lindsay Lohan as Katie O'Gill, Mel Gibson as Darby O'Gill, and Charlie Sheen in drag as the howling Banshee.

Life can be so cruel.

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Truly sad, and doubly so because Stay Puft had just agreed to be a contestant in the next season of the "Biggest Loser" and Lucky had recently signed to play King Brian for a Tarrantino remake of "Darby O'Gill" with Ashton Kutcher as Michael McBride, Lindsay Lohan as Katie O'Gill, Mel Gibson as Darby O'Gill, and Charlie Sheen in drag as the howling Banshee.

Life can be so cruel.

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You do realize that you and I are in a definite minority for remembering Darby O'Gill and the Little People...ahhh Sean Connery (pre Bond...James Bond), and Janet Munro(who died young 12 years later).
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Old 04-30-2011, 10:46   #15
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Trix Rabbit

The Trix Rabbit has also recently died of mal nourishment. Currently those darn kids are being held on $3.79 bail on charges of animal cruelty.
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