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Old 03-21-2011, 15:31   #1
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Wink Woman bites off a mans testicles.......

http://current.com/news/93081430_wom...-testicles.htm

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Old 03-21-2011, 15:35   #2
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Teddy, that popcorn chewing thing is rather well placed.
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Old 03-21-2011, 16:03   #3
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Teddy, that popcorn chewing thing is rather well placed.


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Old 03-21-2011, 16:14   #4
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sucking the chrome off a bumper is one thing...but to chew the chrome off just doesn't seem right.
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Old 03-21-2011, 16:52   #5
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Oooowwww...
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Old 03-21-2011, 18:27   #6
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Of course, they may have been on the small side. The photo shows she really has a set of choppers!

"Mum of four"...only in the Brit newspapers.
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Old 03-21-2011, 18:56   #7
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You just know he was enjoying the evening up until...CHOMP!!!
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Old 03-21-2011, 19:05   #8
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Whew! I wonder what he did to piss her off?

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Old 03-21-2011, 19:41   #9
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Thats getting the "ball" rolling...so to speak.
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Old 03-21-2011, 20:35   #10
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Ouch!!!

That is enough to make one rethink the old adage that the Brits suffer from bad dentition.
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Old 03-22-2011, 03:08   #11
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I wonder if she thrashed back and forth like a shark on a dead sea lion. I guess the same would be true for her, hit the nose and go for the eyes.
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Old 03-22-2011, 14:41   #12
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I have lways hated seeing female meth-heads smile or even talk. However, after Big Teddy's post I've changed my position. Maybe teeth are overated.
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