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03-05-2011, 18:48
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neecheepure is offline
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"Tanks?! What do you mean they have tanks? I've got a f***in' sword and a four door sedan!"
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03-05-2011, 19:10
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uplink5 is offline
Join Date: May 2008
Location: Pinebluff, NC
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HEY!!! THE 72 VIRGINS ARE OVER THERE>>>>
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Do you want to know who you are? Don't ask. Act! Action will delineate and define you.
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"The scene changes but the aspirations of men of good will persist."
Vannevar Bush
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03-05-2011, 19:37
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Dusty is offline
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: The Ozarks
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That thrice-accursed son of a syphillitic camel over there sold me a rusty dildo!
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"There you go, again." Ronald Reagan
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03-05-2011, 19:38
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Area Commander
Sigaba is offline
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Southern California
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I'm telling you, the bunker where Kadaffi keeps his vats of rearranging cream and straightening combs is over there!
I fought to liberate Libya and all I got was this lousy caption.
THIS is my parking validation, now open the [GERUNDING] gate.
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We're in a fight for our principles, and our first responsibility is to live by them. No one should be singled out for unfair treatment or unkind words because of their ethnic background or religious faith. George W. Bush, address to a joint session of Congress, 20 September 2001. Those of us in public life can only resent the use of our names by those who seek political recognition for the repugnant doctrines of hate they espouse. Ronald Reagan, letter to Morris B. Abram, 30 April 1984.
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03-05-2011, 20:25
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Area Commander
akv is offline
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: San Francisco
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Yo, where are the white women at?
Where's the front sight on this pig?
I feel like a moose around Sarah Palin...
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“A society grows great when old men plant trees whose shade they know they shall never sit in.” –Greek proverb
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03-05-2011, 20:48
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PSM is offline
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Cochise Co., AZ
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Dusty
That thrice-accursed son of a syphillitic camel over there sold me a rusty dildo!
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It's his own damned fault. There's one born every minute.
Pat
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"The bigger the government, the smaller the citizen." -- Dennis Prager
"The urge to save humanity is almost always only a false-face for the urge to rule it." --H.L. Mencken
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03-05-2011, 21:30
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alelks is offline
Join Date: Oct 2008
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You go down about 2 kilometers and take a right when you see the guy out behind his house making love to a goat. Not the house with the the old guy but the house with the middle aged guy.
Then drive just a goats hair further and you'll see a guy molesting a small boy. That's where you take a left. You'll see the sword shop where I bought this right next to the place that sells pork chops just up the street on the right hand side. If you pass the hot-dog stand you've gone too far.
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03-05-2011, 22:14
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Area Commander
mojaveman is offline
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Southwest
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"Hey officer, we have a revolution to fight and don't have time for no f&#*ing speeding ticket!"  
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03-05-2011, 22:29
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Guerrilla Chief
dr. mabuse is offline
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: DFW area
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"The difference is that back then, we had the intestinal fortitude to do what we needed to in order to preserve our territorial sovereignty and to protect the citizens of this great country, and today, we do not." TR
"I attribute the little I know to my not having been ashamed to ask for information, and to my rule of conversing with all descriptions of men on those topics that form their own peculiar professions and pursuits." John Locke
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03-05-2011, 22:30
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Quiet Professional
longrange1947 is offline
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Fayetteville NC
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What the hell is this thing??? He gave it to me!!
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Hold Hard guys
Rick B.
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit.
Wisdom is knowing it is great on a hamburger but not so great sticking one up your ass.
Author - Richard.
Experience is what you get right after you need it.
Author unknown. 
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03-05-2011, 22:38
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Area Commander
mojaveman is offline
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Southwest
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"You makin' me come through this drive-thru again? You forgot my fries you SOB!"
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03-05-2011, 22:58
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Sdiver is offline
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Mile High...The Land of the 14er's
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As I told Kadaffi in his tent over there, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony. So I took his fuckin sword.
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03-05-2011, 23:01
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BANNED USER
Dozer523 is offline
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well sure, I'm specul forces!
I was a 18W23R7Q91R14Z. I was on ODA 1. My Team SGT? Can't remember his name but man he worked us rented mules. I was in some sh!t, but I can't tell you about it cause I signed a NDA and if I even THINK about it I'll be locked up and they'll throw away the key. . . I've already said too much... I do teach a few classes you might be interested in . . . and Ladies? you know what they say about SF men? I'm here to prove it's all true.
I could use a beer. . .
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03-06-2011, 04:07
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Ret10Echo is offline
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Location: Occupied America....
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"Did you see the SIZE of that Chicken?"
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"DA VILLAGE PEOPLE are playing at the Casbah....C'MON"
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During 2000–2002, the Task Force on Community Preventive Services (the Task Force), an independent non-federal task force, conducted a systematic review of scientific evidence regarding the effectiveness of firearms laws in preventing violence, including violent crimes, suicide, and unintentional injury....
The Task Force found insufficient evidence to determine the effectiveness of any of the firearms laws or combinations of laws reviewed on violent outcomes.
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03-06-2011, 06:20
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Quiet Professional
Richard is online now
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: NorCal
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"I am angry...and you have the nerve to ask why I am so angry that I am willing to let you take my picture wielding this rusty piece of camel dung like some kind of sword? Well, I will tell you why!"
"We are Khadaffi supporters coming to fight the rebels when, being desperate for water, we saw something far off in the distance. Hoping to find water, we hurried toward what appeared to be an oasis, only to find a little old Jewish man at a small stand selling ties."
"'We asked this man, "Do you have water, you Zionist pig?"'
"'The man replied, "I have no water. But would you like to buy a tie? They are only 5 dinars."'
'"We shouted at him, "You idiotic son of a wilderness wandering whore! We do not need an over-priced tie. We need water! We should kill you right now, you odious pile of donkey excrement, but we must find water first!"'
'"OK," said the little old man calmly, "It does not matter that you do not want to buy a fine tie and that you hate me. I will show you that I am bigger than that. If you continue over that hill to the east for about twenty miles, you will find a lovely restaurant. It has all the ice cold water you can ever want. Shalom."'
"Cursing, we drove away to find this water....and now we are angry and driving back to see the old Jewish man because his whore-mongering brother won't let us in without a tie!"
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"By and by there was a little stir on the staircase and in the passageway, and in lounged a tall, loose-jointed figure, of an exaggerated Yankee port and demeanor, whom (as being about the homeliest man I ever saw, yet by no means repulsive or disagreeable) it was impossible not to recognize Uncle Abe."
- A Peaceable Man (Nathaniel Hawthorne), Atlantic Monthly, July 1862.
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