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Old 02-28-2011, 10:11   #1
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Disturbing New Ice Cream Flavor

Another reason for being thankful you're not lactose intolerant?



Disturbing New Ice Cream Flavor
Friday, 25 Feb 2011 12:36 PM
By Marti Lotman

Rocky Road, Chocolate Chip, Cookie Dough … all great contenders for favorite ice cream flavor. But it looks like these classic American favorites may have some stiff competition from across the Pond — "Baby Gaga" breast milk ice cream.

Leave it to the Brits to come up with this outlandish new ice cream flavor being sold by “Icecreamists” in Covent Garden, London for 14 euros a serving.

The new break milk flavor, called “Baby Gaga” is made with real breast milk. So real that the company is in search of more women to provide the key ingredient, offering a 15 euro payout per ten ounces of extracted milk.

http://www.newsmax.com/FastFeatures/...2/25/id/387423
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Old 02-28-2011, 11:47   #2
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Wow.

That's creepy and funny at the same time. But I can't imagine actually eating something that has a liquid from a human being in it. *Shudder*
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Old 02-28-2011, 11:56   #3
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I'm just waiting to hear the girls response to this.......... Personally I'm not too keen on the idea,I mean getting it in ice cream!.......... Everyone has their own tastes I guess,to each his own!........ I know I'm going to be labeled a "dirty old man" for this but if I would try it and I'd would like it the old fashion way...............

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Old 02-28-2011, 12:14   #4
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I shudder to think - who came up with this crazy idea...what's next?

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who came up with this crazy idea...what's next.
I imagine that question was first asked after someone tried bovine milk for the first time.

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Old 02-28-2011, 13:19   #6
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I imagine that question was first asked after someone tried bovine milk for the first time.

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True. I stand corrected.

But, with how fast we tend to progress presently - the thought of milk pipelines, milking parlors, recessed parlors - in this context - better to not go there !
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Old 02-28-2011, 14:50   #7
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I'm just waiting to hear the girls response to this.......... Personally I'm not too keen on the idea,I mean getting it in ice cream!.........Everyone has their own tastes I guess,to each his own!........ I know I'm going to be labeled a "dirty old man" for this but if I would try it and I'd would like it the old fashion way...............

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Big Teddy,

Hehehehe, You are NOT a Dirty Old Man....You are cute! ( I know, I know!)

BUT, here is some scientific data about the benefits of the breast milk. In fact it is nutritous, vitamin rich, and very good for those that want to grow and be strong!

http://www.007b.com/wonders_breastmilk.php

Protein in breast milk is mostly whey, which is easier to digest than casein (main protein in cow's milk). Protein of breast milk has high amounts of amino acid taurine, which has an important role in the development of the brain and the eyes.

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in breast milk are practically self-digesting, since breast milk also contains the enzyme lipase, which breaks down the fat.Fat is the main source of calories for babies - and babies need LOTS of calories to grow well!
Also, fat in human milk has large amounts of certain omega-3 fatty acids, which are important for brain development (provided the mother eats those good omega-3 fats herself).

Vitamins and minerals in human milk are bioavailable-meaning they get absorbed well. Breast milk contains substances that enhance the absorption of minerals and vitamins.

DNA. Breast milk has been shown to affect an infant's gene expression. Breast milk and formula have different effects on at least 146 genes. Most of the genes enhanced by breast milk promote quick development of the intestine and immune system. For example, some of the genes positively affected by breast milk protect against "leaky gut".

Immune boosters. In each feeding mother delivers MILLIONS of LIVING white blood cells to her baby to help baby fight off all kinds of diseases. You will not find these living cells in formula! Also, when mother is exposed to a germ, she makes antibodies to that germ and gives these antibodies to her infant via her milk. Breast milk also contains factors that prevent microbes from attaching, and a long list of other antiviral, antibacterial and antiparasitic factors.

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Gak! And at $22.50* a scoop - it's just nuts. (Oh, wait... nuts cost extra.)

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Old 02-28-2011, 16:17   #9
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Gak! And at $22.50* a scoop - it's just nuts. (Oh, wait... nuts cost extra.) Susan
Hehehehe...he. Especially when covered in whip cream and chocolate! Yikes!


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Old 02-28-2011, 16:52   #10
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If they are paying us for it, i'll give it up some nutrition.


I'am sure the nuts and breast milk will supply multitudes of protien.
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BUT, here is some scientific data about the benefits of the breast milk. In fact it is nutritous, vitamin rich, and very good for those that want to grow and be strong!
I remember telling young ladies something along these lines...
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here is some scientific data about the benefits of the breast milk. In fact it is nutritous, vitamin rich, and very good for those that want to grow and be strong!

http://www.007b.com/wonders_breastmilk.php


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And it's organic!!
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And it's organic!!
SouthernDZ..."You mean, Orgasmic." Hehehe

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Old 02-28-2011, 18:32   #14
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Personally, I think it's disgusting.

On a side note, when my cousin was nursing she'd chase myself and her sister around and would squirt us. ~shudders~
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SouthernDZ..."You mean, Orgasmic." Hehehe

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Might be more fun than donating blood...

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