Hate Crime?

Dusty · 02-12-2011, 17:45

http://www.nola.com/crime/index.ssf/...tml#incart_mce

Paslode · 02-12-2011, 17:58

The pizza delivery person was the wrong skin color to classify this as a hate crime.

Dusty · 02-12-2011, 18:03

Loves pizza; hates white boys.

mojaveman · 02-12-2011, 18:42

I wonder if he got to eat the pizza?

I'll remember that method the next time that I'm hungry and don't have any money. Instead of bleach though I think I'll use something a little more volatile like battery acid.

Dusty · 02-12-2011, 19:02

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Originally Posted by mojaveman

I wonder if he got to eat the pizza?

I'll remember that method the next time that I'm hungry and don't have any money. Instead of bleach though I think I'll use something a little more volatile like battery acid.

Must be easier to steal bleach.

casey · 02-12-2011, 20:10

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Originally Posted by mojaveman

I wonder if he got to eat the pizza?

I'll remember that method the next time that I'm hungry and don't have any money.

I'm betting his motive was NOT lack of money.

One can only guess how much cash he's aleady spent getting his fat ass to 309 pounds ...

x SF med · 02-12-2011, 22:52

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Originally Posted by casey

I'm betting his motive was NOT lack of money.

One can only guess how much cash he's aleady spent getting his fat ass to 309 pounds ...

at 4'11"....

... a lot.

Last hard class · 02-13-2011, 00:44

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Originally Posted by mojaveman

I'll remember that method the next time that I'm hungry and don't have any money.

The summer before the move to Campbell there were at least two pizza delivery man robberies at our barracks. The 2 that I am aware of happened at the end of June and July. Both times it was the same delivery guy. One time we found him all busted up at the bottom of the stairwell. I mentioned that we were professionals with high standards and that next time he should be sure to arrive before the 30 minute deadline.

He failed to grasp the humor.

LHC

mojaveman · 02-13-2011, 03:40

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Originally Posted by Last hard class

The summer before the move to Campbell there were at least two pizza delivery man robberies at our barracks. The 2 that I am aware of happened at the end of June and July. Both times it was the same delivery guy. One time we found him all busted up at the bottom of the stairwell. I mentioned that we were professionals with high standards and that next time he should be sure to arrive before the 30 minute deadline.

He failed to grasp the humor.

LHC

Grabbing pizzas from the delivery man was a frequent occurance at Bragg, especially on Saturday nights after the perpetrators would have a few beers in them.

I always paid for my pizza.

Dusty · 02-13-2011, 04:31

I think I'll start a big pizza company and furnish my deliverers with CCW certification. Whoever's on duty will draw a pistol with a light on the rail from the "arms room". Robberies will virtually cease overnight.

**Pete** · 02-13-2011, 04:39

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Originally Posted by mojaveman

Grabbing pizzas from the delivery man was a regular occurance at Bragg, especially on Saturday nights after the perpetrators would have a few beers in them.

I always paid for my pizza.

You are young. Just before your time there was no delivery pizza. You had to buy them off the Blue and White Tony's Trucks. They would drive down the sidewalks between the barracks' with the tinny music playing stopping every now and again.

Little hard to jump up and through that little window on the side.

But everyone thought name brand delivery pizza was cool so the Tony's Truck died out. While delivery was a better pizza Tony's was "Hot and Now".

greenberetTFS · 02-13-2011, 06:40

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Originally Posted by Paslode

The pizza delivery person was the wrong skin color to classify this as a hate crime.

Your have that right ...............

Big Teddy

Paslode · 02-13-2011, 07:55

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Originally Posted by greenberetTFS

Your have that right ...............

Big Teddy

Unfortunately I feel that is true, if the tables were reversed the MSM, SPLC, ACLU, NAACP would be on it like stink on shit, looking into his past to see if he was or any family members were in the KKK, see if he owned guns, they would confront his employer and portray the individual as the reincarnation of Mississippi Burning.

Unfortunately the bad guy is a 4' 11" 309 lb. ball of lard affectionately referred to as 'Baby T' and he happens to be Black. Baby T is a misunderstood individual and he suffers from the atrocities inflicted on his ancestors which occurred hundreds of years ago.

What Baby T did, it didn't involve hate, it was merely part of the reconciliation process and retribution for al the Black Delivery Boys that suffered at the hands of Whitey throughout the ages....but if the White Delivery Boy goes back and visits Baby T with a laxative laced pizza, and a cup of bleach it could be considered a Hate Crime. And if the white citizens of the area do what the Law has failed to do with Baby T, it would definitely be considered a Hate Crime.

Sigaba · 02-13-2011, 10:16

Has anyone taken the time to read the statutes for hate crimes for either the city of New Orleans or the state of Louisiana?

Dusty · 02-13-2011, 10:24

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Originally Posted by Sigaba

Has anyone taken the time to read the statutes for hate crimes for either the city of New Orleans or the state of Louisiana?

Negative. Too dry.