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Old 02-11-2011, 12:45   #1
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Looking at the bright side .... Cajun style.

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The day after his wife disappeared in a boating*vacation off Lake Verret,*Boudreaux answered his door to find two grim-faced local policemen.
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"We know it's late, Boudreaux, but we have some information about you wife," said one of the Cajun cops.
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"Well,tell me! Did ya'll find her!?"
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"Mais, we*got some bad news, some good news, and den some really great news.....
What you wanna hear, first?"
Fearing the worst,*Boudreaux said
"Gimme me the bad news first."
"I'm sorry to tell you,* but this morning we found your wife's body in the water."
"Oh my God!" cried Boudreaux...
Swallowing hard, he asked, "An what's the good news?"
"When we pull her up, she had 6 twenty-five pound*blue crabs and 12*jumbo crawfish*clinging to her."
"Well if dat's the good news, what be*the great news???"
*"We*plan to*pull her up again tomorrow."
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Old 02-11-2011, 13:05   #2
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Old 02-11-2011, 13:12   #3
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I believe that SF is a 'calling' - not too different from the calling missionaries I know received. I knew instantly that it was for me, and that I would do all I could to achieve it. Most others I know in SF experienced something similar. If, as you say, you HAVE searched and read, and you do not KNOW if this is the path for you --- it is not....
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SF is a calling and it requires commitment and dedication that the uninitiated will never understand......
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Old 02-11-2011, 13:13   #4
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That's funny right there...I gar-uhn-teee it.
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Old 02-11-2011, 13:30   #5
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It always does me good to hear stories about my "Peeps". That must be around the same area where they film "Swamp People." Choot em, choot em!!!!
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