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Old 01-28-2011, 10:40   #1
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SMS Suicide Bomber Fail

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An unexpected and unwanted text message from a wireless company prematurely exploded a would-be suicide bomber’s vest bomb in Russia New Year’s Eve, inadvertently thwarting a planned attack on revelers in Moscow, according to The Daily Telegraph.

The message reportedly wished her a Happy New Years
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Old 01-28-2011, 12:46   #2
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Happy New Year! Have a blast tonight!
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Old 01-28-2011, 13:10   #3
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god has a sense of humor.
S-B new rule. No matter how stylish, don't wear the vest in the safe house.
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Old 01-28-2011, 15:36   #4
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inadvertently thwarting a planned attack
Nothing happens "inadvertently" in Russia. Special Services perhaps?
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Old 01-28-2011, 16:32   #5
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...according to Russian security sources...

And so it goes...

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Old 01-28-2011, 16:37   #6
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Would that inadvertent text be considered...S-Bam ?
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Old 01-29-2011, 07:25   #7
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Some friends told me about modified C130s that would fly over cities in OIF calling all the cell phones in coverage. Sometimes with explosive results. Brilliant IMO.
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Old 01-29-2011, 07:33   #8
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Nothing happens "inadvertently" in Russia. Special Services perhaps?
The Russians don't use the terms "politically correct" or "plausible denial". They don't have to, they're Russians.
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Old 01-29-2011, 08:37   #9
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The Russians don't use the terms "politically correct" or "plausible denial". They don't have to, they're Russians.
Awesome! I'm going to use that at work!
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Old 01-29-2011, 18:42   #10
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Some friends told me about modified C130s that would fly over cities in OIF calling all the cell phones in coverage. Sometimes with explosive results. Brilliant IMO.
I'm 90% certain that this program is not open source. FYSA.

Anyway, none of this makes sense, although it is hilarious. Why would a suicide bomber use a cell phone as a trigger? Was she gonna call herself in the middle of the party? Maybe it was a chicken switch, but the bomber's aren't supposed to know about that.

This is why we use DTMF decoder boards. Terrorism 101.
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Old 01-29-2011, 19:05   #11
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I'm 90% certain that this program is not open source. FYSA.
you can also read about it on wired.com
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