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Old 01-26-2011, 13:09   #1
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So you want to go to law school - job hunt fail

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYJsn8sCC44
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Old 01-26-2011, 13:52   #2
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When I left active duty I didn't have any idea what I wanted to do but I watched a lot of TV and liked books like The Firm. So I applied
I got an interview with one of the deans. Things were going along pretty good (if I say so myself ).
When we got to the final questions:
"So, Mr Dozer, should you be accepted to our school on what area of the Law would you focus your efforts?"
(I hadn't actually considered that might be a question, But I didn't spend 6 years in SF for nothin!)
"Sir, I would focus all my efforts on becoming a succfessful Prosecutor."
"And, Mr Dozer how would you measure your success as a prosecutor?"

"Secure a death penalty conviction for a parking violation, sir."

Oh well.
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Old 01-26-2011, 14:25   #3
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I turned down a West Point letter of recommendation from a sitting US Senator, followed by my families desires for me to attend Georgetown Law.

Without any regrets, I enlisted and went SF instead.

P.s., the video was great, thanks.

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Old 01-26-2011, 15:51   #4
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Clearly, I need a vacation

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"Secure a death penalty conviction for a parking violation, sir."
Works for me.
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Old 01-27-2011, 12:36   #5
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When I left active duty I didn't have any idea what I wanted to do but I watched a lot of TV and liked books like The Firm. So I applied
I got an interview with one of the deans. Things were going along pretty good (if I say so myself ).
When we got to the final questions:
"So, Mr Dozer, should you be accepted to our school on what area of the Law would you focus your efforts?"
(I hadn't actually considered that might be a question, But I didn't spend 6 years in SF for nothin!)
"Sir, I would focus all my efforts on becoming a succfessful Prosecutor."
"And, Mr Dozer how would you measure your success as a prosecutor?"

"Secure a death penalty conviction for a parking violation, sir."

Oh well.
LMAO!
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