When I left active duty I didn't have any idea what I wanted to do but I watched a lot of TV and liked books like The Firm. So I applied

I got an interview with one of the deans. Things were going along pretty good (if I say so myself ).
When we got to the final questions:
"So, Mr Dozer, should you be accepted to our school on what area of the Law would you focus your efforts?"
(I hadn't actually considered that might be a question, But I didn't spend 6 years in SF for nothin!)
"Sir, I would focus all my efforts on becoming a succfessful Prosecutor."
"And, Mr Dozer how would you measure your success as a prosecutor?"
"Secure a death penalty conviction for a parking violation, sir."
Oh well.