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Old 01-08-2011, 01:07   #1
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For Sale, 2 Saints tickets... highest bid.‏

Got this in an email from a friend. I didn't see it anywhere else and thought I'd see if there were any interested parties.
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Section 118, Row 6 Seats 4 & 5

I have 2 Saints season tickets for sale. It seems that my wife doesn't want to attend any more of their games as she doesn't like the person who sits in the seat next to us.

I've attached a picture of the view from the seats to confirm location below.

Tickets will be sold to the highest bidder.

Current Bid: $4500 each
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Old 01-08-2011, 06:44   #2
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Got this in an email from a friend. I didn't see it anywhere else and thought I'd see if there were any interested parties.
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FOR SALE:

Section 118, Row 6 Seats 4 & 5

I have 2 Saints season tickets for sale. It seems that my wife doesn't want to attend any more of their games as she doesn't like the person who sits in the seat next to us.

I've attached a picture of the view from the seats to confirm location below.

Tickets will be sold to the highest bidder.

Current Bid: $4500 each
Let me get this straight,thats his wife?............

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Old 01-08-2011, 10:36   #3
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Why not relieve the wife of her suffering and volunteer to sit in the seat next to the undesirable, just so she doesn't have to.

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Old 01-08-2011, 12:02   #4
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Sell one ticket to a friend, give her the money to go shopping. Tell her you can't go shopping with her you have to attend a worship service with the guys.
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Old 01-08-2011, 13:17   #5
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Let me get this straight,thats his wife?............

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Yes! and as he appears to have paid top dollar for the upgrades he like her to show them off
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Old 01-08-2011, 13:53   #6
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Yes! and as he appears to have paid top dollar for the upgrades he like her to show them off
Looks like more trouble than it's worth.
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Old 01-08-2011, 14:15   #7
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Looks like more trouble than it's worth.
Reminds me of that old saying...no matter how hot she is someone somewhere is tired of her crap.
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Old 01-08-2011, 14:25   #8
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Current Bid: $4500 each
We are still talking about the tickets?...
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Old 01-12-2011, 11:51   #9
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Reminds me of that old saying...no matter how hot she is someone somewhere is tired of her crap.
Reminds me of the old joke about the millionare bachelor.

After tiring of the bachelor's life the multi millionare decides he wants to marry. The only problem is that he is intimate with three women and cannot decide who would make the best wife.

He decides to give each $100,000 in order to see how they would spend the money.
The first spends all $100,000 on herself.
The second spends all $100,000 on him.
The third spends $50,000 on herself and $50,000 on him.

So who did he decide would make the best wife....?


















The one with the biggest rack.
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Reminds me of the old joke about the millionare bachelor.

After tiring of the bachelor's life the multi millionare decides he wants to marry. The only problem is that he is intimate with three women and cannot decide who would make the best wife.

He decides to give each $100,000 in order to see how they would spend the money.
The first spends all $100,000 on herself.
The second spends all $100,000 on him.
The third spends $50,000 on herself and $50,000 on him.

So who did he decide would make the best wife....?

The one with the biggest rack.
Let me guess .....

This joke is about THIS guy isn't it ???
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Old 01-12-2011, 18:36   #11
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So who did he decide would make the best wife....?



The one with the biggest rack.
But of course, it's an obsession!
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Old 01-12-2011, 20:11   #12
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What I think is hilarious about the pic is that no one is paying any attention to her, including the guy she's with, who is playing on his phone. I guess she's trying to get TV camera attention instead.

Oh, and 1stindoor....I guess we know what your wife looks like, eh?
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What I think is hilarious about the pic is that no one is paying any attention to her, including the guy she's with, who is playing on his phone.
Actually, the guy next to her guy is looking at her butt! Some of us like nacelles, some of us like the empennage!

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Oh, and 1stindoor....I guess we know what your wife looks like, eh?
5'9, blonde, and totally hot!
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But of course, it's an obsession!
Hate the game not the player.
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