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Old 01-07-2011, 17:39   #1
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Snow Shovels at 5 Paces

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Elderly Swedes bloodied in snow shovel brawl

Published: 6 Jan 11 12:48 CET

Two elderly men beat each other bloody with snow shovels during a fight in a residential neighbourhood in Jönköping in southern central Sweden.

The two neighbours, one man in his seventies and the other in his eighties, disagreed on how to properly deal with removing the snow from the area around their homes.

As the two elderly men were unable to reach resolve their dispute amicably, the disagreement turned ever more heated, soon escalating to a full-out fight, with the men using their snow shovels as weapons.

"Something happened that upset one of the neighbours, who then attacked, while the other one defended himself. It started out with a little shove, then some chaos ensued," Nils-Erik Eriksson, media relations officer at the Jönköping police force, told the local newspaper J-Nytt.

No one was seriously injured in the snowy brawl, although one of the men went to the hospital with a bump on his head and some scratches. The two neighbours have now reported each other to the police for assault, reported the radio station Sveriges Radio Jönköping.

TT/The Local (news@thelocal.se/08 656 6518)


Link: http://www.thelocal.se/31284/20110106/


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Old 01-07-2011, 19:15   #2
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LOL, That sounds like something my grandfather would have done.
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Old 01-07-2011, 20:26   #3
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Ha! There's still Viking blood in them ancient veins!
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Old 01-08-2011, 11:23   #4
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Now, if they were Sicillians,..............well they wouldn't be using snow shovels would they.

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Old 01-08-2011, 12:16   #5
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Here's hoping one was a former adjunct professor, and his opponent battle tested on all 8 continents...
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Old 01-09-2011, 08:55   #6
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Is that C.Q.B. with a shovel?
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Old 01-10-2011, 18:21   #7
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ROTFLMAO.. Right place for this post!!!

I could see my Dad being one of these men..
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Old 01-11-2011, 10:14   #8
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Now, if they were Sicillians,..............well they wouldn't be using snow shovels would they.

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Do they even know what snow shovels are????
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Old 01-11-2011, 15:43   #9
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No, they'd still use snow shovels, but one of them would be dead now.

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