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Old 12-31-2010, 15:02   #1
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Dating Loser

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AC5BI...eature=related

I liked it when Louie decided to advertise his used car dealership.
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Old 12-31-2010, 15:19   #2
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One liners

"I like bowling, skating and women."

"I dance, Disco."

"I go to clubs, get the groove on,... that's kinda my life."

"I'm a real steak and potatos kind of guy."


I've got to remember these!
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Old 12-31-2010, 15:28   #3
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If only they had internet dating 40 yrs ago,,
I may have turned out different??
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Old 12-31-2010, 15:29   #4
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"Sometimes I will just stay up late at night and watch you sleep......"

I am quite certain that everyone in that video is a convicted sex offender in one capacity or another by this point. I didn't even need to hear them speak, the facial hair said it all!
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Old 12-31-2010, 15:30   #5
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MAYBE...
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Old 12-31-2010, 15:50   #6
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"life is a playground and I want somebody to play with" - creepy sex offender guy (3:18)
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Old 12-31-2010, 18:03   #7
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I've got to remember these!
Um, Sir....?

No. You don't. hehehehe

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Old 12-31-2010, 18:16   #8
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Ms Holly

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Um, Sir....?

No. You don't. hehehehe

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Thanks, you're sweet.

I've never known what to say to a woman until well past midnight.
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Old 01-01-2011, 13:19   #9
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Thanks, you're sweet.

I've never known what to say to a woman until well past midnight.
Sometimes less is more IMHO.
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Old 01-01-2011, 16:05   #10
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Thanks, you're sweet.

I've never known what to say to a woman until well past midnight.
Hehehehe.... Well Sir,

Just a smile and a wink would be all that was needed......QP's have that effect on women, IIRC.

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