It all started with an iPhone...
March was when my son celebrated his 15th birthday, and I got him an iPhone. He just loved it. Who wouldn't?
I celebrated my birthday in July, and my wife made me very happy when she bought me an iPad.
My daughter's birthday was in August so I got her an iPod Touch.
My wife celebrated her birthday in September so I got her an iRon (attchd pic).
It was around then that the fight started...
What my wife failed to recognize, I tried to explain, is that the iRon can be integrated into the home network with the iWash, iCook and iClean. I also warned her to be careful as this inevitably activates the iNag reminder service.
I should be out of the hospital by Thursday!
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“Sometimes the Bible in the hand of one man is worse than a whisky bottle in the hand of (another)… There are just some kind of men who – who’re so busy worrying about the next world they’ve never learned to live in this one, and you can look down the street and see the results.” - To Kill A Mockingbird (Atticus Finch)
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