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Old 12-20-2010, 15:24   #1
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Texting Codes for Seniors

I know I fit the bill with a lot of these

ATD: At The Doctor's
BTW: Bring The Wheelchair
BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth
CBM: Covered By Medicare
CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center
DWI: Driving While Incontinent
FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers
FWIW: Forgot Where I Was
FYI: Found Your Insulin GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!
GHA: Got Heartburn Again
HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement
IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?
LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out
LOL: Living On Lipitor
LWO: Lawrence Welk's On
OMMR: On My Massage Recliner
ROFL... CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing... And Can't Get Up
TTYL: Talk To You Louder
WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?
WTP: Where's The Prunes?
WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil


And an original one from my youth: LGBPN (Little Green Beret Power Nap)
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Old 12-20-2010, 17:05   #2
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Had Bad Bowel Movement, Needed Plumber.

Thanks for the list, makes texting to the kids faster.

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Old 12-20-2010, 17:14   #3
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Had Bad Bowel Movement, Needed Plumber.

Thanks for the list, makes texting to the kids faster

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Old 12-20-2010, 18:26   #4
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So that's what they meant at the nursing home....... new language.
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Old 12-20-2010, 18:37   #5
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Holy mother these are hilarious!
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Old 12-20-2010, 18:46   #6
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