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Old 12-15-2010, 11:00   #1
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And So The Christmas Season Begins......
Three good ole boys died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.

'In honor of this holy season' Saint Peter said, 'You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.'

The cowboy from Texas fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. 'It represents a candle', he said.

'You may pass through the pearly gates' Saint Peter said.

The logger from Minnesota reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, 'They're bells.'

Saint Peter said 'You may pass through the pearly gates'.

The old retired Special Forces NCO started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.

St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, 'And just what do those symbolize?'


The Sailor replied, 'These are Carols.'

And So The Christmas Season Begins......


I'm thinking this guy had to be an 18C .........jd
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Old 12-15-2010, 11:16   #2
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Three good ole boys died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.

'In honor of this holy season' Saint Peter said, 'You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.'

The cowboy from Texas fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. 'It represents a candle', he said.

'You may pass through the pearly gates' Saint Peter said.

The logger from Minnesota reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, 'They're bells.'

Saint Peter said 'You may pass through the pearly gates'.

The old retired Special Forces NCO started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.

St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, 'And just what do those symbolize?'


The Sailor replied, 'These are Carols.'

And So The Christmas Season Begins......


I'm thinking this guy had to be an 18C .........jd

But your post says he was a sailor.

Probably should be a set of boxer briefs.

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Old 12-15-2010, 11:21   #3
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But your post says he was a sailor.

Probably should be a set of boxer briefs.

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Attention to detail!!!!

I should be flogged. I changed one and missed the other.

I still think it "should have been an 18C".

Thanks TR....jd
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AHHHHHHH.......
Attention to detail!!!!

I should be flogged. I changed one and missed the other.

I still think it "should have been an 18C".

Thanks TR....jd
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