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Old 10-18-2010, 08:03   #1
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The Haircut

The Haircut

A teenage boy had just passed his driving test and inquired of his father as
to when they could discuss his use of the car.

His father said he'd make a deal with his son: 'You bring your grades up
from a C to a B average, study your Bible a little, and get your hair cut.
Then we'll talk about the car.'

The boy thought about that for a moment, decided he'd settle for the offer,
and they agreed on it.

After about six weeks his father said, 'Son, you've brought your grades up
and I've observed that you have been studying your Bible, but I'm
disappointed you haven't had your hair cut.

The boy said, 'You know, Dad, I've been thinking about that, and I've
noticed in my studies of the Bible that Samson had long hair, John the
Baptist had long hair, Moses had long hair...and there's even strong
evidence that Jesus had long hair.'

Dad's reply: 'Did you also notice they all walked everywhere they went?

Ba Da Bing..
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Old 10-18-2010, 08:14   #2
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long hair

I'm gonna use that
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Old 10-18-2010, 17:03   #3
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Nice!
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Old 10-18-2010, 17:47   #4
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Great one! Everyone I have told it to has enjoyed it... unlike a lot of the PS.com jokes I share!
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