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Old 10-08-2010, 09:33   #1
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The de-evolution of mankind

Some are concerned with islamic militants, some with bird flu and madcow, not me.

This concerns me, the de-evolution of mankind.

(I think the "Pro-abortion" folks have found their poster children with these individuals.)


Vampire Enthusiasts Arrested in Man's Stabbing
Updated: Thursday, 07 Oct 2010, 7:27 PM MDT
Published : Thursday, 07 Oct 2010, 7:27 PM MDT

CHANDLER, Ariz. - Twilight, True Blood, the Vampire Diaries... pop culture makes being a vampire look glamorous. But the vampire trend has taken a dangerous turn -- as two people are arrested in connection to the stabbing of a 25-year-old man and efforts to drink his blood.

Aaron Homer, 24 is facing charges of aggravated assault and false reporting to law enforcement. Amanda Williams, 21, is a facing false reporting charge.

The victim, Robert Maley, 25, told Chandler Police he let his roommates suck his blood before, but when he refused to let them do it again, he was stabbed for it.

Officers arriving at the Chandler apartment found Homer and Williams, blood everywhere, with a "trail of blood leaving the apartment."

The victim was found several blocks away with a stab wound to his left arm. He told officers that Homer and Williams were into "vampire stuff and paganism," and when he wouldn't let them drink his blood again, Homer became very angry.


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Old 10-08-2010, 09:41   #2
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You know, when I was a LEO, I never once thought I would need to carry a wooden stake on my belt. The times, they are a changing.
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Old 10-08-2010, 10:52   #3
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K. I get that people are 'into vamparism'. That's fine, you can act/dress/talk whatever way you like as long as it's legal. (not stepping into the moral/religious stuff here) This is the US - and plenty of us have our oddities, that's the way the system works.

What I don't get is the roommate who isn't into it and yet lets these people drink his blood? Can we say the epitome of Sheeple?

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Old 10-08-2010, 17:19   #4
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Vampires in AZ? I thought the desert was Chupacabra territory...
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Old 10-08-2010, 23:37   #5
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De-evolution? Give the movie Idiocracy a gander. Theoretically, it may not be far off.
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Old 10-09-2010, 00:00   #6
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Just when you've thought you've seen it all...

Must be getting close to Halloween.
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Old 10-09-2010, 17:30   #7
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I'll still be waiting for the zombies.
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Old 10-10-2010, 11:51   #8
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I'll still be waiting for the zombies.
I can't watch movies like Night of the Living Dead. ~shudders~
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Old 10-19-2010, 12:30   #9
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Jersey butchers warn against wearing a Lady Gaga meat dress for Halloween

You people think I'm kidding about this de-evolution of mankind.........
Here's a headline that should have never been......



Jersey butchers warn against wearing a Lady Gaga meat dress for Halloween
Posted: Monday, October 18, 2010, 8:34 PM

Lisa Rose/The Star-Ledger
Follow Lady Gaga made waves wearing raw steak to the MTV Video Music Awards last month. Her dress, shoes and purse were all made with meat, as she served up her usual dose of shock appeal. Her fans are scouring Halloween stores for bloody red dresses but the carnivorous look debuted too late for manufacturers to create a costume. Some diehards are planning to wear real meat but New Jersey butchers caution against it. (Video by Lisa Rose / The Star-Ledger

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UK Schools Hold UFO Crash Drills

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UK Schools Hold UFO Crash DrillsUpdated: 1 day 9 hours ago

(Oct. 28) -- When Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young sang "Teach Your Children," do you think they meant to instruct students on how to properly investigate UFO crashes?

Well, that seems to be a trend in some U.K. schools where UFO drills have been periodically staged over the past two years, according to Dateline Zero.

In a typical drill, a UFO crash incident is created, and police arrive to show 8- to 10-year-old pupils how to handle such a scenario, which includes gathering "wreckage," and the students are encouraged to share and write about the experience.

The SoCal Martial Law Alerts website reports that Victoria Shepherd, a teacher at the Sandford Primary School in the United Kingdom, was the organizer of a recent UFO exercise.

"The children didn't know what was going on," Shepherd said. "As they approached the crash site, we could see how amazed and perplexed they were. It was a fantastic first reaction."

Shepherd said police "helped the children secure the scene and talked about what to do in an emergency, how they gathered evidence and how to interview witnesses."

The ET crash drills, which have taken place since 2008, have been jointly organized by schools and law enforcement agencies.

Interesting curriculum choice to use a UFO crash as a tool to spark children's imaginations and help improve their reading and writing skills.

Police constable Gary Densham, who took part in one of the staged UFO crashes last year at the Lanchester Endowed Parochial Primary, said, "The older pupils were asking questions about the crash site, like whether it was safe, but the younger children were convinced they'd seen the crash happen. Their imaginations were brilliant."

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You know, when I was a LEO, I never once thought I would need to carry a wooden stake on my belt. The times, they are a changing.
Just think of it as a sharpened baton.
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Some are concerned with islamic militants, some with bird flu and madcow, not me.

This concerns me, the de-evolution of mankind.

(I think the "Pro-abortion" folks have found their poster children with these individuals.)


Vampire Enthusiasts Arrested in Man's Stabbing
Updated: Thursday, 07 Oct 2010, 7:27 PM MDT
Published : Thursday, 07 Oct 2010, 7:27 PM MDT

CHANDLER, Ariz. - Twilight, True Blood, the Vampire Diaries...
So many kidnappings in the Phoenix area each year, and these are the ones that are left behind?
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I blame it on the decision to take the metal climbing frames out of parks.
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