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Old 09-05-2010, 08:31   #1
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Butts Arrested For Murder of Boob

Oh you just cannot make this stuff up!

http://gawker.com/5627839/butts-arre...murder-of-boob

What is this world coming to?
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Old 09-08-2010, 09:04   #2
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I finally had the opportunity to read this story. So I guess it's official...I'm now abreast of the situation.
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Old 09-08-2010, 09:17   #3
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At least Johnson wasn't implicated.
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Old 09-08-2010, 09:25   #4
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Quote:
judge ordered Butts and Boob be gagged
would that be a G-string and nipple clamps
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Old 09-08-2010, 09:29   #5
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hahahahahahaha, his name was Kermit...


Oh wait, now I get it!
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