Golf

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One Day on the
GOLF COURSE...


A foursome of friends was playing golf and the young man who was about
to
putt had a long and very difficult putt to make. He was surveying his
situation, and murmured to himself, "I would give anything to make
this
shot and show these guys that I have become a really good golfer over
the
past few years."
Just then, the devil popped up out of the ground right in front of
the
young man and said, "I can make a deal with you to make your shot,
young
man, but it will cost you."
The man looked around cautiously, realizing that only he could see
the
infernal visitor, and replied, "What is the price?" The devil smiled
and
responded, "Five years of your sex life."

The man thought about the offer for a moment, considering what the
next
five years would be like. He looked the devil in the eye and said,
"Okay,
it's a deal." He made an incredible shot and the ball dropped right
into
the cup.
The last hole of the game was a difficult but short one, and the young
man was only one stroke behind the leader. He stood at the tee,
surveying
the hole, and muttered to himself, "I would give anything to win this
game, but a hole-in-one here would be a nearly impossible shot." In
a
flash of light, the devil popped up again, and said, "I can fix it
so
you
make a hole-in-one and win the game, but it will cost you another five
years of your sex life."
The man again considered this offer, thinking about the next ten years,
and finally he nodded and agreed to the terms. Sure enough, he sunk
the
hole-in-one with an incredible shot and won the game.

As the young man was signing his game card and heading for the clubhouse
with his friends, the devil popped up front of him again, this time
with
a pen and a pad, and said, "Now for the paperwork - what is your name?"
The man replied, "Father Michael Flanagan.

[Sdiver]

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