08-23-2010, 20:48
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Daddy , how was I born?
A little boy goes to his father and asks 'Daddy, how was I born ?'
The father answers, 'Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, and googled each other. There your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button , nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said: you got male
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08-24-2010, 03:36
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That was Funny!
I don't care who you are. That was Funny!!!!!!! 
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08-24-2010, 07:14
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They forgot to make sure neither operating system had viruses.
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08-24-2010, 07:34
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Defrag
Ah, thats right. And if they did they would of had to defrag their entire system.
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08-24-2010, 07:59
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Of course if he truly wanted to avoid the annoying pop ups he could have used a backdoor.
This is both fun...and sad...that I know this many computer terms.
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08-24-2010, 13:41
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No tunes?
Is this an evolution/progress from being conceived in the back seat of a 69' Charger with Lynyrd Skynyrd blasting
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08-24-2010, 16:53
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This wouldn't have happened if they were Mac's.
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08-24-2010, 17:15
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Quote:
Originally Posted by SFSalRet08
I don't care who you are. That was Funny!!!!!!! |
I concur and sure wish I knew more computer lingo like most of these guys............
Big Teddy 
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I believe that SF is a 'calling' - not too different from the calling missionaries I know received. I knew instantly that it was for me, and that I would do all I could to achieve it. Most others I know in SF experienced something similar. If, as you say, you HAVE searched and read, and you do not KNOW if this is the path for you --- it is not....
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SF is a calling and it requires commitment and dedication that the uninitiated will never understand......
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08-24-2010, 21:52
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Big Boss
This wouldn't have happened if they were Mac's.
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Ahh, the connotations are priceless.
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08-25-2010, 06:49
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Big Boss
This wouldn't have happened if they were Mac's.
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Maybe it wasn't time for her to use an iPad.
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English translation: "Draw, Mother-F*cker!""
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08-25-2010, 19:41
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Quote:
Originally Posted by 1stindoor
Maybe it wasn't time for her to use an iPad. |
This is why we need to teach our kids not to iPod Touch each other.
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