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joke of the day
1st woman:
Hi! My name is Sherry.
2nd woman:
Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die?
1st woman:
I froze to death.
2nd woman:
How horrible!
1st woman:
It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get
warm & sleepy, & finally died a peaceful death. What about you?
2nd woman:
I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was
cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I
found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
1st woman: So, what happened?
2nd woman:
I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started
running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic &
searched, then down into the basement. Then, I went through every
closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had
looked everywhere, and finally, I became so exhausted that I just keeled
over with a heart attack and died.
1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer - We'd both still be
alive!
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