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Originally Posted by Saoirse
Nope! Doesn't that fall under the:
dog owner watching his dog lick is balls: gee, I wish I could do that
wife: honey, I don't think he would like it too much!
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Now see, the punch lines I heard to that were:
1. Don't you think you should pet him first and see if he is friendly?
And
2. Don't you know that dog would bite you!
TR
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