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Old 07-15-2010, 07:38   #1
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One Sunday morning, a mother went in to wake her son and tell him it was time to get ready for church, to which he replied, "I'm not going."

"Why not?" she asked.

I'll give you two good reasons," he said. "One - they don't like me...and two - I don't like them."

His mother replied, "Well, I'll give YOU two good reasons why YOU SHOULD go to church. One - you're 59 years old...and two - you're the pastor!"
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Old 07-15-2010, 14:36   #2
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Oy! מה שאמא צריכה לעשות?
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Old 07-15-2010, 15:19   #3
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“Sometimes the Bible in the hand of one man is worse than a whisky bottle in the hand of (another)… There are just some kind of men who – who’re so busy worrying about the next world they’ve never learned to live in this one, and you can look down the street and see the results.” - To Kill A Mockingbird (Atticus Finch)

“Almost any sect, cult, or religion will legislate its creed into law if it acquires the political power to do so.” - Robert Heinlein
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