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Old 08-06-2004, 10:46   #1
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Lance Armstrong Stripped!!

CNN is reporting that Lance Armstrong may be stripped of his 6th Tour
de France title.

In a random check for banned substances, 3 were found in Armstrong's
hotel room.

The 3 substances banned by the French, that were found in his hotel
room were as follows:

(1) Toothpaste
(2) Deodorant
(3) Soap

The French officials also found several other items which they had
never seen before including a testicle and a backbone...
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Old 08-06-2004, 10:57   #2
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Good one!
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Old 08-06-2004, 13:44   #3
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"...a testicle..."

Ouch.
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Old 08-06-2004, 14:15   #4
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Right on!

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Old 08-06-2004, 17:46   #5
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Holy batshit, you had me going there, I found this on the "new posts", didn't realize it was in the "funny" section. Don't pick on me after I've had my friday afternoon (after quitting time) beer(s)! Ok, now it's funny!!!!!
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Old 08-07-2004, 08:17   #6
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Originally posted by Bill Harsey
Holy batshit, you had me going there, I found this on the "new posts", didn't realize it was in the "funny" section. Don't pick on me after I've had my friday afternoon (after quitting time) beer(s)! Ok, now it's funny!!!!!
LOL.... Don't worry... I read it at work and thought the same thing.

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Old 08-07-2004, 09:02   #7
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LOL.... Don't worry... I read it at work and thought the same thing.

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