06-16-2010, 04:03
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Mt New Truck..
I bought a new Chevy Avalanche
And returned to the dealer yesterday Because I couldn't get the radio to work.
The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated.
'Nelson,' the salesman said to the radio.
The radio replied, 'Ricky or Willie?'
'Willie!' he continued and 'On The Road Again' Came from the speakers.
Then he said, 'Ray Charles!', and in an instant ' GeorgiaOn My Mind' replaced Willie Nelson.
I drove away happy, and for the next few days, Every time I'd say, 'Beethoven,'
I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said, 'Beatles,' I'd get one of their awesome songs.
Yesterday, some guy ran a red light
And nearly creamed my new truck, But I swerved in time to avoid him.
I yelled, 'Ass Hole!'
Immediately the radio responded with,
Ladies and gentlemen, The President of The United States
Damn I love this truck...
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06-16-2010, 05:51
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JJ,
And the heater began blowing hot air.............
RF 1
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06-16-2010, 06:22
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Originally Posted by Red Flag 1
JJ,
And the heater began blowing hot air.............
RF 1
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Correctos muchacho...
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06-16-2010, 10:36
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Those are good! Thank you.
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06-16-2010, 11:04
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Mine's a Ford F-350 - when I yell 'A$$***e' the radio plays the Iranian National Anthem sung by Jane Fonda and Barbara Streisand, backed up by Michael Moore and The Dixie Chicks, with John Kerry on guitar, Al Gore on drums, Dan Rather on harmonica, Nancy Pelosi on tambourine, Harry Reid on spoons, Bill Clinton on sax and Ted Kennedy on Scotch.
And so it goes...
Richard 
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06-16-2010, 13:40
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You knew Ted has been sober since last Aug. right?
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Originally Posted by Richard
Mine's a Ford F-350 - when I yell 'A$$***e' the radio plays the Iranian National Anthem sung by Jane Fonda and Barbara Streisand, backed up by Michael Moore and The Dixie Chicks, with John Kerry on guitar, Al Gore on drums, Dan Rather on harmonica, Nancy Pelosi on tambourine, Harry Reid on spoons, Bill Clinton on sax and Ted Kennedy on Scotch.
And so it goes...
Richard
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06-16-2010, 14:00
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Nancy Pelosi on tambourine
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I don't know why, but I always pictured her as a flute player.
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