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Old 05-19-2010, 14:24   #1
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I sick..

Well I finally found out what the problem is..
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Old 05-19-2010, 17:12   #2
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I've heard that Training Aids can kill, too.
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Old 05-19-2010, 17:24   #3
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Well I finally found out what the problem is..
Maybe al gore has invented ear condoms.....etc....and other worthless stuff.

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Old 05-19-2010, 17:27   #4
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Old 05-19-2010, 17:43   #5
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I was told I was GtG..
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Old 05-19-2010, 21:28   #6
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I was told I was GtG..
I'm certian that's for viewing porn online.
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Old 05-20-2010, 05:21   #7
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I am so confused,, Now they tell me something entirely different.. Who's a guy gonna listen to???


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Downside of Viagra?
Possible hearing loss
Men who took drug twice as likely to report hearing loss, study finds


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Old 05-20-2010, 05:32   #8
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Who's a guy gonna listen to???
Apparently no one if he's been taking his Viagra.
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Old 05-20-2010, 06:44   #9
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Does anyone remeber Ayds? Looks like they should have called it something else...

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Ayds (pronounced as "aids") was an appetite-suppressant candy which enjoyed strong sales in the 1970s and early 1980s and was originally manufactured by the Campana Corporation. It was available in chocolate, chocolate mint, butterscotch or caramel flavors, and later a peanut butter flavor was introduced. The original packaging used the phrase "Ayds Reducing Plan vitamin and mineral Candy"; a later version used the phrase "appetite suppressant candy".

By the mid-1980s, public awareness of the disease AIDS - which had initially been called "GRID", for Gay-Related Immune Deficiency - caused problems for the brand due to the phonetic similarity of names. Initially sales were not affected, but by 1988 the chairman of Dep Corporation announced that the company was seeking a new name because sales had dropped as much as 50 percent due to publicity about the disease.[3] The product's name was changed to Diet Ayds (Aydslim in Britain), but eventually it was withdrawn from the market.
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