Top 10 Reasons men prefer guns vs women

[Snaquebite]

Top Ten Reasons Men Prefer Guns Over Women.

#10. You can trade an old 45 for a new 22.
#9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.
#8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he'll let you try it out a few times.
#7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.
#6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo!
#5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
#4. Guns function normally every day of the month.
#3. A gun doesn't ask , 'Do these new grips make me look fat?
#2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.
The number one reason a gun is favored over a woman....
#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN!

[Razor]

Depending on the model, you might get two or three new 22s for an old 45.

[mojaveman]

If you like 'em bigger you can trade a pair of .38s for a pair of .40s, .44s, or even .45s

[Requiem]

Very funny guys. All's fair in love and war, right?

Top 10 reasons a gun is favored over a man...

#10. It can be reloaded and ready to fire again immediately.
#9. A gun doesn’t compare your ammo to his mother’s ammo.
#8. The gases from a gun smell better.
#7. It doesn’t mind if you spend hours shopping for another gun.
#6. It's always ready to help when you need a job done.
#5. A gun doesn't ask, ‘You spent HOW MUCH on a holster?!?"
#4. You don't have to stroke its ego to get the results you want.
#3. When you put it away, it won't wander off.
#2. A gun won’t lie about how long its barrel is.

And the number one reason a gun is favored over a man.... #1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN

[mojaveman]

Originally Posted by Requiem

Very funny guys. All's fair in love and war, right?

#2. A gun won’t lie about how long its barrel is.

LOL!