A woman goes to the doctor

[Kyobanim]

A woman goes to the doctor, beaten black and blue.
Doctor: "What happened?"

Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk he beats me to a pulp."

Doctor: "I have a real good medicine for that. When your husband comes home drunk, just take a glass of sweet tea and start swishing it in your mouth. Just swish and swish but don't swallow until he goes to bed and is asleep."

Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn.

Woman: "Doctor, that was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband came home drunk, I swished with sweet tea. I swished and swished, and he didn't touch me!"

Doctor: "You see how much keeping your mouth shut helps?"

[BrainStorm]

Oh my! I want so badly to share this with my mate, but I just don't dare.

[Sdiver]

Sweet Tea ?????

Who'd of thunk......

[GratefulCitizen]

A woman takes her husband to the doctor.

She lays into the doctor about how he doesn't have any zest for life and it is putting a strain on their relationship.
She thinks he's depressed and needs medication.

The doctor talks to the husband privately.

The doctor then takes the wife into his office and says:
"There's nothing wrong with your husband that won't be fixed by some regular home-cooked meals, some time to himself, and a reasonable sex life."

The wife exits the office, fuming, and goes out to the car with her husband.

He asks her: "What did the doctor say?"
She responds: "THE DOCTOR SAID YOUR GONNA DIE!"