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Two old friends who had been on the same ODA years before were enjoying a beer at an SF Association gathering and talking.
One said to the other, "My 75th birthday was yesterday and my wife gave me an SUV."
"Wow," said the other guy, "That's amazing! Imagine...an SUV! What a great gift!"
"Yup," replied the first guy, "Socks, Underwear and Viagra!"
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“Sometimes the Bible in the hand of one man is worse than a whisky bottle in the hand of (another)… There are just some kind of men who – who’re so busy worrying about the next world they’ve never learned to live in this one, and you can look down the street and see the results.” - To Kill A Mockingbird (Atticus Finch)
“Almost any sect, cult, or religion will legislate its creed into law if it acquires the political power to do so.” - Robert Heinlein
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