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Old 05-03-2010, 07:29   #1
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A possible solution to illegal immigration
Give the Border Patrol a few hundred of these bikes and station them along popular routes through the desert and... Adios!
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Old 05-03-2010, 07:47   #2
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I like it!
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That just made my day!!
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Old 05-03-2010, 11:27   #5
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That's absolutely hilarious.
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Outstanding! Great idea... for so many uses.
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That was hilarious!
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Old 05-03-2010, 19:25   #8
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Why was everyone running the same direction as the motorcycle was going?
Wouldn't it make more sense to run the opposite direction?


Kind of like Wiley Coyote running down the railroad tracks.
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Why was everyone running the same direction as the motorcycle was going?
Wouldn't it make more sense to run the opposite direction?


Kind of like Wiley Coyote running down the railroad tracks.
Exactly what my wife said. I guess if you see something like that coming at you, your first instinct is to run from... not toward.

Kinda like your first instinct when the jumpmaster says "Go".
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