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Old 04-15-2010, 18:17   #1
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Can You Be a Jumpmaster?

I know I posted this before, but my "google fu" is weak today, so here it is again.

Can you get Daffy Duck on the target? My high score is 500 (but I failed to 'clear the rear').

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Old 04-15-2010, 19:04   #2
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I am putting him out on track, but that damn duck can't drive a canopy worth a damn!

I got 500 the first time through, and still didn't top it after three tries.

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Old 04-15-2010, 19:16   #3
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Never open the chute and aim for the target....It's a damn duck....
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Old 04-15-2010, 19:29   #4
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Old 04-15-2010, 19:56   #5
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700...got the first six, then the 82nd took over DZSO duties...
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Old 04-15-2010, 20:58   #6
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took a bunch of tries but I finally got 800
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Old 04-15-2010, 21:25   #7
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Sometimes, I like to let Daffy "splat"... just because. But I finally hit 700... after starting 5 out of 6!
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Old 04-15-2010, 21:36   #8
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That beak of his clearly affects drag!
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Old 04-15-2010, 21:57   #9
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I was having a blonde night. 10 splats to figure out I had to open the chute. 300 the second time.
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Old 04-15-2010, 22:27   #10
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500...I was doing good until the height of the target changed.
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Old 04-16-2010, 06:22   #11
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With a combination of HAHO and HALO I managed to only splat him 3 times
and scored 200. I don't want to hear it Bill J.
(the light was green that morning 23 years ago in Mcdill.)

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Old 04-16-2010, 08:58   #12
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With a combination of HAHO and HALO I managed to only splat him 3 times
and scored 200. I don't want to hear it Bill J.
(the light was green that morning 23 years ago in Mcdill.)
I've found that HALO works best with Daffy... well, the A is always the same, but LO works better most of the time, esp. for the higher platforms. I liken those to trying to land atop one of the spires in Monument Valley! <g>
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Old 04-16-2010, 11:11   #13
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Old 06-24-2010, 18:14   #14
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With all the bad news, I needed some fun... so I thought I'd 'bump' this thread.

Daffy still can't steer a chute, and I can't JM worth a damn!
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Old 06-24-2010, 19:26   #15
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After a dozen...or so... tries I hit the target every time, though I still only scored a 900....thanks I needed a little diversion this evening.
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