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Old 04-12-2010, 12:43   #1
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Maxine's words of wisdom re; the IRS

Maxine's Top 7 Gripes About Tax Season

7. IRS doesn't accept IOUs.

6. Never enough room on my check to write in amount owed.

5. Can't remember where I left my calculator from last April 15th.

4. Tax help line doesn't help pay them.

3. No line on tax form where I can add my own two cents.

2. Black and white horizo...ntal stripes make me look fat.

1. Can't claim sexy South American pool boy as a dependent.

how right she is... oh well...
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Old 04-12-2010, 13:01   #2
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3. No line on tax form where I can add my own two cents.
Gotta round it up to the nearest dollar.
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Old 04-12-2010, 23:07   #3
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WHAT? Oh shoot. Suppose I can't get the EIC for him either huh? Can I write off..er...services as a business expense at least?
And soon, he can get government-provided health care!
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Old 04-13-2010, 13:54   #4
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I just filed and owed $300
Electronic return, so I faxed 3 $100 bills to Atlanta
We'll see...
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