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Old 04-05-2010, 05:12   #1
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A Lawerly Dilemma

A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe on his tombstone, "Here lies Strange, an honest man, and a lawyer."

The inscriber insisted that such an inscription would be confusing, for passersby would tend to think that three men were buried under the stone.

However he suggested an alternative: He would inscribe, "Here lies a man who was both honest and a lawyer."

That way, whenever anyone walked by the tombstone and read it, they would be certain to remark:

"That's Strange!"
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Old 04-05-2010, 06:11   #2
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LOL!!!How true......saves some on cost too, fewer letters.

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Old 04-05-2010, 07:15   #3
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then we're the best.


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Old 04-05-2010, 07:39   #4
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yea, yea it's fine to make fun of us until you need us...then we're the best.
"And that's Weird!"

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“Almost any sect, cult, or religion will legislate its creed into law if it acquires the political power to do so.” - Robert Heinlein
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Old 04-05-2010, 08:37   #5
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"And that's Weird!"

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and strange........

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Old 04-05-2010, 10:33   #6
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LOL!!!How true......saves some on cost too, fewer letters.

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yea, yea it's fine to make fun of us until you need us...then we're the best.
It's still the same $$$ in billable hours.
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Old 04-05-2010, 14:18   #7
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That's it, Dozer, I'm giving your twinkies to TS.
Go ahead and try. He won't like em. They're sweet.
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