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Old 04-01-2010, 09:04   #1
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A US Congressmen,, chuckles???

The following is a Congressional Committee meeting, held 3-25-2010.

The Right Honorable Hank Johnson, Representing the 4th District of Georgia, vigorously grills this Admiral on World Problems.

With what can only be called Advanced Cognitive Mental Capabilities, he slashes and trashes the USN.

The depth and breath of the Congressman's knowledge of the US Military's involvement in Guam, can only be called Imperial


www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNZczIgVXjg


If you don't see why I put this in the comedy zone, go to the mess kit repair tent for remedial instruction..

Hank is not getting invited to the next Johnson family reunion...



PS: I received this from #1 son-in-law,, the kid's got a sense of humor...
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Old 04-01-2010, 12:08   #2
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Some of the other videos (off to the side) featuring this maroon are almost as bad. Hearing his explanation of the US Constitution was pricelessly funny - if it were not seriously tragic.

Georgia should be SO proud.
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Old 04-01-2010, 12:36   #3
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hank johnson will likely be a legend in his own mind, once someone finds "it" for him.

Somewhere in Georgia, a village idiot was missing.....not any longer.

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Old 04-01-2010, 13:26   #4
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hank johnson will likely be a legend in his own mind, once someone finds "it" for him.

Somewhere in Georgia, a village idiot was missing.....not any longer.

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HTF did this guy get elected?

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Ouch
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Ouch

If memory serves he's the backfill to Rep. Cynthia McKinney, undoubtedly one of the most insane members of Congress in history.
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Old 04-01-2010, 14:25   #6
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hank johnson will likely be a legend in his own mind, once someone finds "it" for him.
I believe he lent it to Joe Biden, but it not getting used much. When he get's it back it will still have low mileage .
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HTF did this guy get elected?

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ACORN??

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ACORN??
A nut fell on his head and did that much damage???


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He is very busy back-tracking now. He says, alternately, that he was "joking" or that he was simply referring to environmental concerns, not that he thought it would actually "tip over" - but to reaching its "tipping point"!

As Bill Cosby used to say, "Rigggggghhhhhhtttttt!"
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Adds new meaning to "dumb as dirt"......

Georgia must be proud.
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Adds new meaning to "dumb as dirt"...Georgia must be proud.
In Georgia - 'dumb as red clay'...

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What a dumbass, every body knows that you have to stand 3 feet apart any time you are on an island to keep it from turning over. The only alternative would be to have everyone carry around a helium ballon for safety 6 2 hours ago
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In Georgia - 'dumb as red clay'...

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I see your "red clay" and bet "caliche"!

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I'll lay odds, he's one of Barry's speech writers....ahhhhh.....ummmm.....ahhhh....ummmm...a hhhhhhhh

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